TVM NEWS: Rasheed kidnapped in chowkit massage parlor

I don't want to question credibility of TVM (soon coming to an internet near you). But just as my Adhalath party buddy was watching porno from Italian channels when I switched the channel to TVM I heard this sad story. "Rasheed kidnapped in chowkit massage parlor". How sad. He was a good man. He's trying to claim opening of the internet (which he cannot close like other things) without cutting the ribbon. He thinks that he is the step father of internet and the mother in-law of blogging and the illegitimate sister of flickr. To make everyone happy here's a lawyer joke taken from his internet.

There are no honest lawyers:
A lawyer named Mr. Rasheed was shopping for a Mahaanagaa. After he had made his selection, the engraver Hameed asked him what inscription he would like on it.

"Here lies an honest man and a lawyer," responded Rasheed.

"Sorry, but I can't do that," replied Hameed. "In this island, it's against the law to bury two people in the same grave. However, I could put `here lies an honest lawyer'."

"But that won't let people know who it is!" protested Rasheed.

"Sure it will," retorted Hameed. "People will read it and exclaim, "That's impossible!"