DS

06 February 2008

Hassaney is getting married to Reyshma with small boobs

A tiring week for me. A friend of a friend is planning to get married. His name is Hassaney.

Who is Hassaney:
Hassaney has a Honda Eliminator 250 Hp motor cycle with two engine silencers. He rides his motor cycle (Saiku) as fast as he can on the busiest highways of Male'. A lot of girls like his Saiku which is also nicknamed Devil. Hassaney chooses girls with large b(.)(.)bs to go for rides on his Devil. These girls keep their b(.)(.)bs firmly pressed against Hassaneys burakashi as Hassaney races all his adrenaline out of him. Girls hold him as tight as they can and the faster he races the tighter they hold on. Hassaney's Devil is really Kaamiyaabu. The Devil is one of the badi-est in Male'.

Who is Hassaney's wife to be:
Her name is Reyshma. She wears glasses. I used to see her going to school with a pile of books covering her almost non-existent b..bs. She never looks at others. Straight from her house to school. If at night accompanied by her brother. She also wears a buruga. She's a homely girl. Hassaney wants to make her his wife. Because Hassaney is sure that Reyshma will stay at home reading the latest story books of Nahla and watching the latest Nahla's films while Hassaney races on the Devil with b(.)(.)bs. And not surprisingly Reyshma has not yet have had the privilege to ride the Devil. (probably she'll never have).

The Room:
Hassaney lives with his extended family consisting of 3 couples and 5 children plus the grandma and grandpa (Hassaney's mom and dad). The house is not small but not big either. It's about 850 sq feet. Each of the married members of the family has somehow managed to squeeze a room of space into this 850sq feet. It's magical. Hassaney's going to be the 5th room in the house. A part of the kitchen and a potion from his brother's toilet was taken for Hassaney's room. Sitting room of the house is already taken for a previously wedded brother. Hassaney's room is in an awkward shape.

This year is Hassaney's year. Hassaney wants the best room for him and his Reyshma. A bedroom set is a must. Hassaney borrowed money from all his family, friends and friend's friends to buy the best bedroom set from Parkway Furniture (a Goldenlane shop). He has managed to ignore the payments for his Devil motorcycle for years.

I was involved in constructing the room for him. I was among the few who helped paint his room. Purple color with a brownish pattern. Paint is bought from A.H Brothers. Hassaney also bought a mini-bar fridge for his room. We are going to put the King size bed in his room tomorrow. Tonight Hassaney has to decided whether to alter the bed or move the dressing table to the toilet. The aircond people will come tomorrow as well.

And then comes the wedding party preparation! Hassaney is a lucky man.

Labels: , , , , ,

5 Comments:

At 8:37 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey hassaney,
small boobies are better, experience speaking here. enjoy.

congrats man, enjoy. Best of luck to Reysh too

 
At 11:01 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very nice!

You always manage to portray a very accurate picture of male/maldives lifestyle and her people's mentality.

 
At 4:03 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

We suggest to put a deck in Hassaney's room and make one to five extra floors depending on how much "Stuff" Hassaney wants to keep in his room to show off.

Another solution would be to get a Sofa-Bed from Rainbow furniture. I'm sure Hassaney would really like to ride with some of their sales girls.

 
At 9:20 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

cool post. what can i say, congrats to both of them & i hope they've a nice life. i also hope hasaney doesnt get any more busty girsl on his devil hereafter...heheh

 
At 6:04 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love your graphic description...sending the dressing table to the toilet sounds extremely creative....

 

Post a Comment

Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]

<< Home