Innovative review of our http://smoke.machine.mv

Great idea from the greatest of the new hybrid innovators of the technological venture capitalist of the internet of this Maldives

I sit here very busy doing my dot coms and pod casts and taking pictures of pod casts and making videos about this. It makes me very famous and makes me feel very technologically advanced, specially among me and my five or six friends who I like to go and have coffee sometimes with and talk about my greatest of all the innovations, the names I choose, and me me and me. The most innovative group me, the tech guy who likes to look like a geek icon, believe it or not, listen to my pod cast you'll know what I mean. So clean and great.

And today as I was recording my podcast we have got the greatest idea and now i have secured a dot come. The http://smoke.machine.mv. This is a dot come machine I am inventive with my other counter part who also has the same name as me, but he's not the CEO but the Junior CEO of Innovation and Invocation. Very geeky and advance only the very new american teeny boppers will understand what I'm saying, because these are so very cool things we are doing, so from the heart of silicon valley (near faafu atollhu velidhoo).

This new product is for hithaanu season, specially for this year 2010 and 2011. Everybody get ready for Haaburi and sing and dance, Tharbe and the girly boys. Now with a ipod app called smoke.machine.mv (our latest venture) you can make smoke come out of any home from your mobile phone app. This is done in very quick 5 minute programming done by our tech staff which he build a unix pipe that connects to Majeedhee magu and the dust is converted to smoke and send to the hithaanu house! All this for free. More baout this on out next pod cast be ready for sweet and juice details!!!

Love you all!

Gasim Vs. Yaamin

From the award wining directors of "In-laws, Family & Step-Family", "Ukulhuvalhu or November 3rd" and "Iliyaas for President" a sequel.

In the beginning of this new movie, young entrepreneur Yaamin owned a bunch of companies named STO, STELCO, MIFCO, Trade Ministry (and a lot more). Young Yaamin gets very rich profiting from these businesses that he himself owns.

Iliyaas (played by Gasim) is shown with a long beard banished to Singapore's International Plaza. Iliyaas was the previous owner of Yaamin's companies & a lot more. But Yaamin was a cleverer businessman. He legitimately bought shares from Iliyaas and slowly took over the whole empire (with few exceptions such as Villa).

The second part of the movie is set "15 years later". Now Yaamin has grown old. And Gaasim (the actor who played Iliyaas) now has a role which appears to be independent for himself. Gradually the director has removed the character from the actor. The change is seamless to the audience. The rest of the movie is a big fight between Iliyaas (now Gasim) & Yaamin. Yaamin spread rumors about budget deficit. Gaasim says he doesn't know the meaning of defecation.

Bargains. Threats. Gasim resigns from the film. Yaamin threats to direct another film. Director makes special effects, magic with a little use of patent-pending Golha force. All suspense. Love affairs, cutting ribbons, resignations, promotions & and playing musical chairs in the kitchen cabinet. This movie has it all. Guest starting Hill & Knowlton, Roysten Ellis and DJ FJ. Coming to cinemas and Directly to Brain (D2B) in August, September or October 2008 or 2010.


Reviewers are calling the director who has been filming this movie for over 30 years the best director of all time. These reviews are inserted into the movie to make the effect more true. One might think that these are staged reviews. But no no. The director of deception releases 'independent' reviews of the film on DhiTV, DhiFM, HaveeruNews, HFM and DhivehiObserver*. These are also part of the film. The audience are all applauding to all applaudable moves, crying to all sad moves, laughing to all the laughs.

Zoom out, and the movie ends. But wait. The audience is also filmed. They are in the movie. Audience moving out of the cinema is also part of the movie. The cinema is a set too. D2B is at work.

Notable Extras for this film include members of MDP for set decoration and playing double roles in favor of Gasim (Iliyaas), Yaamin or whoever gives them more movie-money (which is of no use outside).

*DhivehiObservers current shareholders include Yaamin (via LollyJ) & the founder Iliyaas (played by Gasim).