Bushree to destroy Theemuge

I am openly asking Bushree to destroy Theemuge. He can say that it's his own idea as long as he gets the task done. He can whisper it to the president in one of his advise giving sessions.

Reasons:
1. Theemuge is the most secure building in the Maldives.
2. Theemuge holds the record of highest running cost in the Maldives
3. There is no benefit from Theemuge to anyone.

Anni has repeatedly said that he would not reside there. Theemuge (the old Vaahakage) is too big and costs too much daily for a president.

And now a specialist group of the most vocal Maldivians are assessing the possibilities of what to do in Theemuge. Haveeru thinks Theemuge would make a good fishmarket. Rasheed thinks it'll make a good toilet. Rozana wants a health club there, Muneera wants a volley court. Thilakaratna wants a park. Razeen wants a university.

Building or restructuring would obviously involve a lot of cost on top of the running costs. Maldives has no money. Destroying is the only option, besides it will increase the value of the Universal building in front of Theemuge.

"Golhabo's red team has won" said Maaburey

Today he is wearing red underwear, red shorts, and a red jersey with another Man's name printed very large on the back. He colored his face with something that looks like our flag. For the past few days he has been carrying a flag with him. Riding his Wave look-alike motorcycle all around Male'. Singing songs like 'Footbolhain Mulhi Gaumah Faidhaa Hoadhaaney...' (whole country profiting from football). A song which the state owned TV Maldives (GolhaTV) has been playing over and over again. This songs makes Maaburey really feel that by winning in football on a tournament which six or seven of the world's lowest football ranking countries participated in can make his life better.

He's living in a 3 bedroom apartment with 15 family members and a maid. Each room with LCD TV and one room with one aircond. Maaburey's mother who has gone for two Hajjs in her life is waiting to to go to India for a major surgery when she gets the funding arranged.

Maaburey is a football. He drinks football juice he eats football. Maaburey plays Playstation football in his free time. Just like every other intelligent Maldivian. Maaburey is a football fan. Specially when it comes to supporting the national Team.

Maaburey is also a huge MDP supporter. But today there is no MDP or DRP. Everyone is united behind the number one. The goal keeper.

After watching a loud match on TV today Maaburey jumped up to the sky and said "Golhab's red team has won". It was a moment he felt one with number one. And everything started to flash in front of his eyes. After 29 years of waiting Golhabo's team has managed to win. And now Maaburey's shouting and running around on his Wave look-alike bike. All over male'. I asked him if he's drunk like the rest of the others.

We love our Golhabo's team. And will give a great welcome back to Golhabo and his team. And this will make Golhabo win the election too. If we want our team to win, keep the number one, the number one! The population likes to get drunk on Golhabo! Most still fall for Golhaa's traps. The rest of us just has to wait, another 5, 10, 30 or a 1000 years more.