Super Freak - She is Riyaz Miss

Yo ViP, Lets kick it, said Riyazso in the voice of Vanilla Ice singing 'ice ice baby' while on the background Nazimso is wearing a multi colored bra & a bikini dancing with his MNDF boys. Shaking his booty with his police cap facing behind. Riyazso is jumping around from one chair to another in his home called M to the P to the S with his blue-purple tongue licking Nazimso's sexy bra like a vanilla ice cream. So yummy, sweet sweat drops falling in slow motion like a melting ice-cream like in euro2012. Turning brighter each second becoming darker, redder. dark red & thick. Riyazso is licking with his tongue, tasting & sucking. Nazimso is enjoying every slow second, almost hypnotized. Riyazso removes his shirt like he's from a 90s porn flick. He shakes his buttocks holding his shirt over his head and removes his belt while sucking Nazimso 'ice cream' which he likes to suck so bad. He imagines that it's fucking blood, human blood from the people his gang is raping. Old and young dhivehins he's sucking like Nazimso's booby ice-cream. WTF is wrong with us just standing voiceless, hoping that someone will save us. Riyazo is undergoing surgery now to become a shemale - Riyazmiss. "This is the power of SNAP" he's jumping up and down.

I am proud to be an Indian!

Ahhh. Long time no blogging. I thought blogging would go out of fashion and i dont want to do old fashion things because I'm cool. Now i am in Maley studying IT and selling IT things to my atoll. Starbux is the coolest hangout place. And MEGA (& lowyat) is for best shopping. We also play futsal and get sponsors.

Many of us hate it when people specially taxi drivers ask "are you indian"? Maldivian's hate that question. But I don't hate it. I get kind of proud when they ask me that. Because India is much better in every way than Maldives. They have a better history, better culture and a better life. And they are much cooler too! Why else would the Beatles go to india for soul seeking? And what about the Slumdog Millionaire?

The truth is Maldivians look so much like people from the Indian subcontinent (including Paki, Bangla etc) that even most of my coolest dhivehi friends mistake us for indians. Sometimes people say that I look like Hirthik and no one will refuse a dance invitation from the sexy Kareena.

Our indian resemblance is undeniable. The help indian gavarumant is giving us is keeping our economy. They are doing most of the work building our country. They use our country (and Malay) better than the natives. And we Maldives government is doing everything india is telling us to do with so many Millions of $$$! So we are cool Indians!

Bushree to destroy Theemuge

I am openly asking Bushree to destroy Theemuge. He can say that it's his own idea as long as he gets the task done. He can whisper it to the president in one of his advise giving sessions.

Reasons:
1. Theemuge is the most secure building in the Maldives.
2. Theemuge holds the record of highest running cost in the Maldives
3. There is no benefit from Theemuge to anyone.

Anni has repeatedly said that he would not reside there. Theemuge (the old Vaahakage) is too big and costs too much daily for a president.

And now a specialist group of the most vocal Maldivians are assessing the possibilities of what to do in Theemuge. Haveeru thinks Theemuge would make a good fishmarket. Rasheed thinks it'll make a good toilet. Rozana wants a health club there, Muneera wants a volley court. Thilakaratna wants a park. Razeen wants a university.

Building or restructuring would obviously involve a lot of cost on top of the running costs. Maldives has no money. Destroying is the only option, besides it will increase the value of the Universal building in front of Theemuge.

If all candidates sucks, don't wait at home: Vote Invalid

This is part of Invalid Vote campaign:
Adheel (a very philosophical bugger) and I were talking siyaasee last night. Adheel asked me who i am voting. I said I am voting Anni. He asked me why, I said Anni is not perfect. He has a lot of bad qualities like putting his relatives in MDP things, and being very dictatorial, and being too fake these days trying to pretend to be Maumoon. MDP has maumoonist corrupt people in the party, like Ibrahim Hussain Zaki who has eaten millions of tourism dollars. But why I choose Anni is he is by far much much better than the rest of the jerks. Gasim, an idiot, only good for a comedian, Hassan is more maumoonist than even maumoon himself and Maumoon surely the dictator has who to be taken out. The other three have no chance of getting more than 5% of the votes combined, so weak and so useless.

And Adheel said "so you are voting Anni because you have no better choice" and I said yeah. Here comes Mr. Adheel's idea:


If all candidates are terrible, don't wait at home without voting, it'll only make an idiot win. Instead do an invalid vote! Staying home will not make your voice count in the result, but if you bother to show up and vote a cross for all candidates, it'll be counted as an invalid vote, and you have made a statement. All candidates Suck.


With this Adheel has made me re-think my choice.