an open letter to the wise president

on my own time, in my own world. i miss my mundu which i feel natural inside. hanging myself down with the air flowing. the breeze of my island. with one hand behind my back the other leaning on the wall. looking at the corner of a wall. one wall meeting the other near a door. how clever. and then suddenly i see my car going in front of me. it cannot be. but it had the emblem plates. it cannot be anni at this time, or the majlis guy, because it's a used benz. it's my car. my driver perhaps taking his girlfriend for a ride... or i'm day dreaming... like i always do. i'm the wise president.

-written by his son.

A Burugaa for Hajja

Hajja wants me to make a dress for her to wear on for the Alha-Eid ceremony (Muslim Halloween) after Hajj (not to be confused with sexy Hajja). Hajja wears burugaa and very tight long sleeved t-shirts and a summer dress with a bra won top of that. she wears jeans fitting her butt and legs like a butt-glove.

I proposed for her to take a naked picture of her and print it on the t-shirt she wears. Printed boobs matching her real. This would qualify as a cover for her large bosoms. And then to buy a wig from Watsons of Male' (Fresh Air Shop) and wear it over her head. Our local Mulla sheikh says it will fulfill the Burugaa Commandment. Tomorrow our friend photo Jihattey is coming to take the naked pics of her. And we have bought T-shirt transfer paper to print it. If anyone wanna join drop by our studio, preferably naked.

We will take DRP and Maumoon to justice: We have not forgiven him. We will not obey Anni.

DRP
A party formed by dictator Maumoon Abdul Gayyoom. DRP's values are to support corruption, torture and killing anyone who speaks against them. Anyone who supported the party by will is supporting a system against humanity.

Like most Maldivians, I myself have gone through the bitter side of the regime, in many occasions than just one. I do not want to forgive him. I will take the regime and all who supported this to an independent court. I will make sure that they get the punishment they deserve. This is very important to avoid our country going back to a dictatorship.

There are valid cases with proof for all top level DRP members. We will take you to the independent court that will be established. And we will expose all you have done. We will not let you live free! You fucking assholes. You have abused your power and committed atrocities taking advantage of the poor people. It is people's rule now. We will not let DRP exist any more. DRP is a party running against all democratic values. In a democracy there is no place for DRP!. So be prepared to defend yourselves with big Bangladeshi lawyers. We will go after the money you stole from us. We will make sure to keep you busy for few years to come with cases against you.

And President Anni: this is not your business. Now that there is separation of powers you cannot interfere with the course of justice. And if you do, we will bring you down instantly.

If all candidates sucks, don't wait at home: Vote Invalid

This is part of Invalid Vote campaign:
Adheel (a very philosophical bugger) and I were talking siyaasee last night. Adheel asked me who i am voting. I said I am voting Anni. He asked me why, I said Anni is not perfect. He has a lot of bad qualities like putting his relatives in MDP things, and being very dictatorial, and being too fake these days trying to pretend to be Maumoon. MDP has maumoonist corrupt people in the party, like Ibrahim Hussain Zaki who has eaten millions of tourism dollars. But why I choose Anni is he is by far much much better than the rest of the jerks. Gasim, an idiot, only good for a comedian, Hassan is more maumoonist than even maumoon himself and Maumoon surely the dictator has who to be taken out. The other three have no chance of getting more than 5% of the votes combined, so weak and so useless.

And Adheel said "so you are voting Anni because you have no better choice" and I said yeah. Here comes Mr. Adheel's idea:


If all candidates are terrible, don't wait at home without voting, it'll only make an idiot win. Instead do an invalid vote! Staying home will not make your voice count in the result, but if you bother to show up and vote a cross for all candidates, it'll be counted as an invalid vote, and you have made a statement. All candidates Suck.


With this Adheel has made me re-think my choice.

From behind a lorry last night riding around Male'

42 people - assorted shapes and sizes but all in red

Felt 24 boobs in 2 hours (18 Burugaa boobs)

Poked by 17 dicks (all erect and hard)

My own dick got wanked 12 times (6 times by males)

Fingered 8 pussies 3 asses (1 male)

Got sucked by 3 (all burugaa girls)

Sucked 4 pussies and 1 dick

Kissed 54 lips in two hours

Sexed 2 girls (1 very fat)

All the while shouting Maldives Hop Hop Hop

And very happy for the teamwork and unity.

We are the champions.

code leaked from 2008 Maldives website

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Get the mother fucking Golha out

Today I'm very angry. Everywhere I look I see failure. From my part and from others. A failed fucking state. A failed system. The system of Golha. This sick old fuck Golha has been fucking us since I was born. Raping our children's future. We are just letting him slowly fuck all our mothers and fathers and children. What a fucked up fucking nation we are.

Golha is fucking us slowly and painfully. Tied our hands behind our body, dragging us down the street, red tape on our mouth and we cannot scream. We are drugged and injected with painkillers. Our minds numbed. Pain becomes pleasure. Continues raping our future. This sick fucking Golha.

Harder... Harder... we cried. we are fucking letting him dictate his exit path. Gave him all the fucking time he wants. So powerful and strong over us. Fucking so hard as if we have never been fucked up so hard. Let him fucking drain all what is left of us before he fucks himself. Get the Golha out. Out of our tight asses.

Don't celebrate Maldives Republic Day (Nov 11.) Unless you support the dictator.

For 29 years. Same president. Illegally with a gun in his pocket he came to power on Nov 11 1978.

This is a very stable country. This is Maldives. White beaches. Blue skies. Green coconut palms. And one president. Very good for economy. No parties in the parliament. Foreign investors are welcome to invest. 50% goes to president and his family and cronies.

29 years has made him the richest person on earth. Along with Bhutan's king and some Arab Amirs Gayyoom is not listed on Forbes richest people because he's a ruler (dicktator) of a country.

Happy Birthday, Dick.

Please help Sappe!

After my post (see here) MDP has cut funding to Sappe of Dhivehi Observer (internet tabloid). Golhabo (Gayyoom) has also stopped Skyping him because nephew Yaamin has hijacked the submarine cable. All this is making Sappe very poor. He has filed to receive unemployment benefits from British Government but this process takes a lot longer than he expected. So by far he is doing the best he can to earn money by adverting on his website. He also anticipates to become the lucky winner of the e-lottery very soon to overcome filing for bankruptcy.

HOW YOU CAN HELP!
Go and click on the google advertising on the right side of his website (the last desperate attempt). It wont cost you anything and if Sappe gets some good click throughs you could save a 'nation', an imagination.