a careless whisper to ishan

repeating careless whisper on my walkman on my bed feeling hurt… before i know the meaning of hurt is. on the bed feeling how hurt this man is hanging on a rope singing about a whisper of a good friend. he sure is never gonna dance again. but it's easy to pretend. he's got a wasted chance to dance. but he's never gonna dance like he danced with you. on a bed of roses hurt by the thorns. the music seems so long tonight. she's flying off on a jet. please stay.

The best use of Newspapers

Unwrapping the tip of the cone. Slowly with my fingers. Placing it upside-down on to my mouth. Slowly rolling it a little with my two fingers. Index finger and thumb. Tapping it now. And then the precum and the great ejaculation, oh my god, ejaculating from the newspaper cone into my mouth is the sweet taste of killi. Blood red in color mixed with sugar previously chewed by a sweaty old man, made with fermented "Foah" and bileh. In the hottest sun. The cum killi is dancing in my mouth. Oh badhbanjaae! My mouth secrete extra saliva lubricating it.

Wow what a feeling. A disco in my mouth while I walk to my Wave125i. And then I sit and look at myself on the rear-view-mirror, oh how handsome. I am selfgay, I am definitely. And then my mouth expels a viscous sip of saliva mixed with red killi on to the ground making my symbol. I am thinking of Abdullah Hameed - our sexy gay spokesperson. What a body he has. Oh all male people come to our gay gathering at 12:35pm every friday and don't bring your wives. because our dicks are lubricated and ready for asses. Killi dreams and killli cones. Oh... baadh banjaae!!

We will take DRP and Maumoon to justice: We have not forgiven him. We will not obey Anni.

DRP
A party formed by dictator Maumoon Abdul Gayyoom. DRP's values are to support corruption, torture and killing anyone who speaks against them. Anyone who supported the party by will is supporting a system against humanity.

Like most Maldivians, I myself have gone through the bitter side of the regime, in many occasions than just one. I do not want to forgive him. I will take the regime and all who supported this to an independent court. I will make sure that they get the punishment they deserve. This is very important to avoid our country going back to a dictatorship.

There are valid cases with proof for all top level DRP members. We will take you to the independent court that will be established. And we will expose all you have done. We will not let you live free! You fucking assholes. You have abused your power and committed atrocities taking advantage of the poor people. It is people's rule now. We will not let DRP exist any more. DRP is a party running against all democratic values. In a democracy there is no place for DRP!. So be prepared to defend yourselves with big Bangladeshi lawyers. We will go after the money you stole from us. We will make sure to keep you busy for few years to come with cases against you.

And President Anni: this is not your business. Now that there is separation of powers you cannot interfere with the course of justice. And if you do, we will bring you down instantly.

Recipe for Fuh Gulha (Maldivian Fish Balls)

Ingredients
For Masgandu (inside)
Smoked tuna (Valhowmas) or Canned fish
Scraped Coconut (Huni)
Sliced Onion
Lemon Juice
Salt
Ginger
Chilly
Turmeric (Reendhoo)


For Fuhgandu (outside)
Flour
Water
Salt

First mix the Masgandu. Don't be afraid dirty up your hands and taste.
Now make balls from the Masgandu. You can eat a few balls to remind yourself of your childhood days eating the bare Masgandu.

Now mix the Fuhgandu and make balls from them as well. Push your thumbs into these balls to make baskets and put the Masgandu balls into them. Slowly it round to bring the shape of a Gulha. Then fry until golden brown.

Serve with sugary black tea.

Hope you enjoyed this episode of Recipe Today by our party. The next episode will be brought to you by a different party. Our party is better than them because we have opened up the recipe of our top secret product The Fuh Gulha by Our Party (T.F.G by O.P).

MDP's presidential candidate

Nowadays the hottest coffee story of Male' and in UK is who's the presidential candidate from MDP. MDP has kept it's candidate really secretive. Their argument is if they reveal the candidate too soon the government may copy it and present the same candidate as theirs. This goes to all their other policies as well. We people are to suffer. They say that they have better education plans, health care schemes, transport plans. But they do not want others to know.

It is like my friend Jabir from my island. He knows how to build rockets that can go back in time. But he do not want to build it because he thinks that others may copy.

Anyway many MDP people are not very happy about presenting Munavvaru and Zaki as the candidate. Because they both once were the most corrupt ministers of the current regime. People do not want to reward corruption and injustice by making them the next presidents.

Rumours say that MDP may support Dr. Hassan Saeed. But for me I am with Anni. He has said that he does not want to become the president. But he has done more work to reform than any one else. And he has a very presidential height.

I Am A Disco Dancer

"Disco Dancer" is the first film I ever watched. It was the only film I was able to watch until Rasheed was banished to our island in late eighties. Rasheed brought many films with him and a TV and a VCP (Video Cassette Player). VCDs and DVDs was not invented in Maldives those days. When Dr. Razee's family visited our island for a holiday they brought Disco Dancer film. We watched it through the window of the house they were staying in. They watched it every night. And I watched it every night. First few days outside. And then they knew that we were watching it so they let us in to the fenda to watch. By the time they left the island I have learned some Hindi and on top of that I became a Disco Dancer.

Me, Kaasim, Juneydhey and Rishfa were very young. We tried to dance like Mithun every day. We held a competition. Zubeyru was able to play the boduberu with Disco Dancer beats. I with my Mundu on top of my head dance with my not so long legs throwing to air like Mithun Chakarubothy. I won the competition. After that for few years they called me Disco Dancer (nickname Disco Dancer-tey). Kaasim was the runner up.

When growing up in my island Mithun's courage and dance ability was an inspiration to me live my life. And look at me now. I have DJed several parties we held in our kitchen while washing up after dinner. So I'm officially a DJ now. One day I hope to release an Album interneytionaly first.