Zakir Nayak and Kal Nayak is from India!

Here's for the ladies revealing Cholhike Piese by Nayak (not a PhD Doctor).

Maldives Scientists Association has declared that Maldives is carbon neutral

With great effort and international publicity campaigns, president Nasheed is able to speed up the process of making Maldives carbon neutral 10 years ahead of schedule. Thanks to the great number of ministers and envoys pushing their limits working hard reaching this goal sooner. Though some scientists agree that Maldives has always been carbon neutral in the last 2 million years, there were no peer reviewed papers and test tube based experiments done by humans or any other animals proving this.

Chief lawyer for Maldives Scientists Association* today declared that based on new papers (recycled), that Maldives is 100% carbon neutral. (except for Le Cute, because they used paper to advertise it).


*not to be confused with the real scientists association in the Maldives (who likes to watch the sky for Gods) with almost all the scientists in the field.

Hajja Day

Today (or tomorrow) we Maldivians mark the international day of Hajja. Today is the day all of us gather near Yasir Arafath and listen to the Friday prayers. The Hajja-Al-Wadhaa by late Maumoon Gayyoom was the most remarkable journey of human kind. All population of Male' gather near Endherimaage Maalam to pray and listen to the Last Sermon by Gayyoom (P.B.U.P). In his sermon he relates to the past, present and future of monkeys and apes and DRP members who is also MDP.

His closest of the friends Abu-Bakru-al-Zaki said Gayyoom is the never lying father of our religion called Extremism. Hajja is an extreme buddy who goes around naked wearing no underwear circling around a Kaubathul House of Fulhu. Fulhu is an very old and best activist of MDP. We love Hajja and Eid Mubaarik.

Note: Hajja will be circumcised from tomorrow. Party at house all night with shemales and winged pigs (free from bird and swine roaga) dancing in each others clothes.

Experience of coming out from Shiyam's House in Maafannu, Male', Maldives

At 12:30am I came out of Shiyam's house with my friend. Shiyam's house is in an alleyway inside a small lane (goalhi) in Maafannu. Shiyaam lives on the 2nd floor of the furthest house from the 4 houses in the alleyway. The alleyway was created when the 1000sq house of Shiyam's land owner's grandma was sliced into 4 pieces (excluding the area of the road) to divide among the very competitive siblings who were able to build 4 bread slice like towers on each piece of the land they inherited. Shiyam is just renting a room (with attached toilet) there.

As I came out from the Alleyway onto the road I heard two people speaking. Sounded like very serious conversation. But in a Hindish kind of foreign language. As the conversation went further the music of suspense was added. At that point I realized that it must be a movie. The sound was coming from a Store Room (Godown). A building made with metal roofing sheets covering the walls and the roofs. It gets really hot in the afternoons in these buildings. But traditionally these were made to store non-perishable goods by businesses and the government. But why would these commodities be watching a movie? I don't understand. There was a little window like opening to the outside. I saw two Kondu-Kendi (under shirts) and one blue men's briefs hung on a red nylon rope.

Then I heard the phone ringing. Sounded like it's coming from the movie due to the ringtone. I heard the voice of a person talking on the phone. And the voice came closer and closer to me. From the window I saw a human holding a Nokia phone which is sold for RF 650 from Dhiraagu (with 7 days warranty). He was speaking in a Hindish kind of language too. He seemed like a malnourished young adult from either Bangladesh or India.

And then I raced off on my friend's Honda Wave 100s.

I Am A Disco Dancer

"Disco Dancer" is the first film I ever watched. It was the only film I was able to watch until Rasheed was banished to our island in late eighties. Rasheed brought many films with him and a TV and a VCP (Video Cassette Player). VCDs and DVDs was not invented in Maldives those days. When Dr. Razee's family visited our island for a holiday they brought Disco Dancer film. We watched it through the window of the house they were staying in. They watched it every night. And I watched it every night. First few days outside. And then they knew that we were watching it so they let us in to the fenda to watch. By the time they left the island I have learned some Hindi and on top of that I became a Disco Dancer.

Me, Kaasim, Juneydhey and Rishfa were very young. We tried to dance like Mithun every day. We held a competition. Zubeyru was able to play the boduberu with Disco Dancer beats. I with my Mundu on top of my head dance with my not so long legs throwing to air like Mithun Chakarubothy. I won the competition. After that for few years they called me Disco Dancer (nickname Disco Dancer-tey). Kaasim was the runner up.

When growing up in my island Mithun's courage and dance ability was an inspiration to me live my life. And look at me now. I have DJed several parties we held in our kitchen while washing up after dinner. So I'm officially a DJ now. One day I hope to release an Album interneytionaly first.