Super Freak - She is Riyaz Miss

Yo ViP, Lets kick it, said Riyazso in the voice of Vanilla Ice singing 'ice ice baby' while on the background Nazimso is wearing a multi colored bra & a bikini dancing with his MNDF boys. Shaking his booty with his police cap facing behind. Riyazso is jumping around from one chair to another in his home called M to the P to the S with his blue-purple tongue licking Nazimso's sexy bra like a vanilla ice cream. So yummy, sweet sweat drops falling in slow motion like a melting ice-cream like in euro2012. Turning brighter each second becoming darker, redder. dark red & thick. Riyazso is licking with his tongue, tasting & sucking. Nazimso is enjoying every slow second, almost hypnotized. Riyazso removes his shirt like he's from a 90s porn flick. He shakes his buttocks holding his shirt over his head and removes his belt while sucking Nazimso 'ice cream' which he likes to suck so bad. He imagines that it's fucking blood, human blood from the people his gang is raping. Old and young dhivehins he's sucking like Nazimso's booby ice-cream. WTF is wrong with us just standing voiceless, hoping that someone will save us. Riyazo is undergoing surgery now to become a shemale - Riyazmiss. "This is the power of SNAP" he's jumping up and down.

Zakir Nayak and Kal Nayak is from India!

Here's for the ladies revealing Cholhike Piese by Nayak (not a PhD Doctor).

A Burugaa for Hajja

Hajja wants me to make a dress for her to wear on for the Alha-Eid ceremony (Muslim Halloween) after Hajj (not to be confused with sexy Hajja). Hajja wears burugaa and very tight long sleeved t-shirts and a summer dress with a bra won top of that. she wears jeans fitting her butt and legs like a butt-glove.

I proposed for her to take a naked picture of her and print it on the t-shirt she wears. Printed boobs matching her real. This would qualify as a cover for her large bosoms. And then to buy a wig from Watsons of Male' (Fresh Air Shop) and wear it over her head. Our local Mulla sheikh says it will fulfill the Burugaa Commandment. Tomorrow our friend photo Jihattey is coming to take the naked pics of her. And we have bought T-shirt transfer paper to print it. If anyone wanna join drop by our studio, preferably naked.

What is 350 and why is it in the Maldives?

Ever since I came back from my Oxford education from the greatest capital of Malaysia Desekiyara condominium I have been seeing a lot of things about 350. Everybody is talking about 350. 350 350 350. So I asked my science friend what it is. He is very scientific and from the science Association of Maldives and Malaysia (double degree holder). He says:

"350 is the number of carbondioxygen things in one million dollars of air particles. For every tourist dollar we spend, they bring 350 dollars of carbondioxygen from traveling from Europe, England and Japan every day. So unless we have a large format offset printer we will go under water in the next cabinet meeting." Dr. Spokesman for Science Ass. (not yet dr. but soon in the next 15 years will be dr.)

So it got all of my buddies thinking. What can we do on our wave cycles? So buddy Raittey says, why dont we drive our motorcycles 350 rounds around male' every day? Sounds like a good idea. So we are doing it now. non-stop. and on break we are talking a lot about environments and resort deal investments and non-alchoholic beer. Environment is very good. we have to save the earth in every way we can, even if it takes riding big motocycles. Because we get very famous with this kind of things. Being famous can save anyone anytime. This is very special scientific facts only scientists can think of.

So anyone wanna join our 350 rounds of motocycle rides around Male' for saving the world, join us on 24 octoboer 2009 near 1 number jetty. thank you very much.

Special thanks to 350.org, Scientists of Maldives and the cabinet in my kitchen.

Himeyn Inglaab: Advanced advice from University of Oxford, Baazaru Branch

މީގެދުވަސްކޮޅެށް‮ ‬ކުރިން‮ ‬އިންޓަރނެޓަށް‮ ‬އުފަންވި‮ ‬އެންމެ‮ ‬މޮޅު‮ ‬ބުލޮގަކީ‮ ‬ޝައްކެއްވެސް‮ ‬ނެތްގޮތުގައި‮ ‬ހިމޭންއިންގިލާބެވެ‮.‬‮ ‬އޭގެފަހަތުގައި‮ ‬ބައިވަރުސަބަބު‮ތަކާއިހެދި‮ ‬ފޮރުވިފައިވާ‮ ‬މުޅިދުނިޔޭންވެސް‮
‬އެންމެމޮޅު‮ ‬ކިޔަވާއިގެންތިބި‮ ‬ސައެންޓިސްޓުން‮ ‬މަސައްކަތްކުރެއެވެ‮.‬‮ ‬ތިރީގައިމިވަނީ‮ ‬ހިމޭން‮ ‬އިންގިލާބަށް‮ ޑީއެސްގެ‮ ‬މޮޅު‮ ‬ޓީމުން‮ ‬ހިލޭ‮ ‬އަރުވާ‮ ވަރަށް‬މޮޅު‮ ‬އިރުސާދުކުޅެކެވެ‮.‬‮‬‮ ‬ކުރިޔައްއޮތް‮ ‬ފަނަރަދުވަހުގެ‮ ‬ތެރޭގައި‮ ‬މިގޮތަށް‮ ‬ހިމޭން‮ ‬އިންގިލާބު‮ ‬ބަދަލުނުކޮށްފިނަމަ‮ ‬މުޅިސައިޓު‮ ‬ހިމޭން‮ ‬ކަމުގެ‮ ‬ތެރެޔައް‮ ‬ގެއްލި‮ ‬ގޮސް‮ ‬ހުސްވެދާނެއެވެ‮.‬

ސައިޓުގެ‮ ކުލަ‮ ‬ފިޔާތޮއްޓަށް‮ ‬ބަދަލުކުރުނ‮ް‮‮.‬‮ ‬ހާއްސަކޮށް‮ ‬ލިޔެފައިވާ‮ ‬ލިޔުންތަކުގެ‮ ‬ކުލަ‮.‬‮ ‬ފިޔާތޮށިކުލަޔަކީ‮ ‬ނިކަން‮ ‬ލޯބިކުލަޔެކެވެ‮.‬‮ ‬މިކުލަލާފައިވާ‮ ‬ސައިޓުތަކުގ‮ެ‮ ‬ފެންވަރު‮ މަތިވާނެއެވެ‮.‬

ސައިޓަށްވަންނަތަނާ‮ ‬ލަވަޔެއްގެ‮ ‬އަޑުއިވުން‮.‬‮ ‬ބްރިޓްނީ‮ ‬ސްޕިއަރސް‮ ‬އަދި‮ ‬ބްރިޓްނީ‮ ‬މާރފީގެ‮ ‬ލަވަތައް ‬އޮޓޮމެޓިކުން‮ ‬ކުޅެވޭ‮ ‬ޕްލެޔަރެއް‮ ‮ ‬ވަރަށްމުހިއްމުއެވެ‮.‬‮ ‬މިސާލަކަށް‮ ‬މައިސްޕޭސް‮ ‬ފަދަ‮ ‬ދުނިޔެގަބޫލުކުރާ‮ ‬ސައިޓުތަކުގައި‮ ‬މިފީޗާރގެ‮ ‬މުހިއްމުކަން‮ ‬ފާހަގަކޮއްލެވެއެވެ‮.‬

ރެސިޕީ‮ ‬ސެކްޝަނެއް‮ ‬ހެދުން‮.‬‮ ‬މިކަމުންދޭހަވަނީ‮ ‬ސައިޓުގެ‮ ‬ދުރުވިސްނޭކަމެވެ‮.‬‮ ‬ކުރިޔައްއޮތ‮ް‮ ‬ދިހަވަރަކަށް‮ ‬މަސްތެރޭގައި‮ ‬ރޯދަމަސް‮ ‬އެބައާދެއެވެ‮.‬‮ ‬އަދި‮ ‬ދުރާލާ‮ ‬ރެސިޕީތައް‮ ‬ބަލަން‮ ‬ސައިޓުބަލާމީހުނަށް‮ ‬ހިތްވަރުދިނުން‮ ‬އެއީ‮ ‬މޮޅުކަމެކެވެ‮.‬‮

ލިޔުންތަކުގެ‮ ‬ތެރޭގައި‮ ‬ބޭރުގެ‮ ‮ ‬މޮޅެތި‮ ‬ލިޔުންތެރީންނާއި‮ ‬ފާޑުފާޑުގެ‮ ‬ޑޮކްޓަރުން‮ ‬ކޮއްފާއިވާދިރާސާތަކަށް‮ ‬މިހާރަށްވުރެން‮ ‬ބޮޑަށްބައްލަވާ‮ ‬ރިފަރަންސް‮ ‬ޖެއްސެވުން‮.‬‮ ‬ހާއްސަކޮށް‮ ‬ސައެންސު‮ ‬ޖާރނަލްތަކަށް‮ ‬އަލިއަޅުވާލެވިދާނެއެވެ‮.‬

ސައިޓުގެ‮ ‬މަތީކަނުގައި‮ ‬ހަތަރުފޫޓު‮ ‮ ‬އައްފޫޓުގެ‮ ‬ފާހަނާއެއް‮ ‬ހަރުކުރުން‮ ‬ވަރަށްމުހިއްމެވެ‮.‬‮ ‬މިފާހަނާގައި‮ ‬ތިރިފާހަނާތައްޓަކާއި‮ ‬މޫނުދޮންނަތައްޓެއް‮ ‬ބަހައްޓަން‮ ‬ވާނެއެވެ‮.‬

ސައިޓުގައި‮ ‬ޖޯކު‮ ‬ކެޓަގަރީއެއް‮ ‬އުފައްދާ،‮ ‬މިހާރުހުރި‮‮ ‬ހުރިހާ ‬އާރޓިކަލްތައް‮ ‬އެތަނަށް‮ ‬އެޅުން.‬

ސައިޓުގައި‮ ‬ހައިކޯޓަކާ،‮ ‬ސުޕުރީމްކޯޓަކާ‮ ‬ގާޒިޔަކާ‮ ‬ފޮރިން‮ ‬މިނިސްޓަރަކާ،‮ ‬ޖަސްޓިސްމިނިސްޓަރަކާ‮ ‬އެޑްވައިޒަރެއް‮ ‬ހަރުކުރުން‮.‬‮ ‬މިކަން‮ ‬މޭކް‮ ‬ޕުވާރޓީ‮ ‬ހިސްޓްރީ‮ ‬ބެނޭފަދައިނ‮ ‬ކުރެވިދާނެއެވެ‮.‬

ސައިޓުގެ‮ ‬މައިގަނޑު‮ ‬ކޮންޓެންޓް‮ ‬އެޑިޓޯރިއަލް‮ ‬ކައުންސިލަކުން‮ ‬އުފައްދާއެޑިޓްކުރުން‮.‬‮ ‬އެޑިޓޯރިއަލް‮ ‬ކައުންސިލާއި‮ ‬ގަވަނިގް‮ ‬ޕާރޓީ‮ ‬އޮފް‮ ‬ދަ‮ ‬ހިމޭން‮ ‬ރެވެލޯޝަން‮ ‬ހޮވާނީ ‮ ‬އަހަރަކު‮ ‬އެއްފަހަރު‮ ‬އިލެކްޝަންސް‮ ‬ކޮމިޝަނުން ‬މުޅިދުނިޔޭން‮ ‬އެންމެމޮޅުމީހުން‮ ‬ކޮޅުގެތެރޭގައި‮ ‬ބާއް‮ވާ ‬އިންތިހާބަކަށްފަހު‮.‬

ޖޫސް‮ ‬އަދި‮ ‬ސަރުބަތު‮ ‬މީރުކޮށް‮ ‬ގިރަން‮ ‬އެގުން‮.‬

ބަޖިޔާ‮.‬

ފާރިޝް‮ ‬ވެރިކަމަށް‮ ގެންނަންއުޅެނީޔޭކިޔައިގެނ‮ް‮ ‬ދަމާފައިވާ‮ ‬ފަތިވަރުތަށް‮ ‬ހަމައެކަނި‮ ‬ލޮގިންކޮށްގެން‮ ‬ފެންނަގޮތަށް‮ ‬ހެދުން‮.‬‮ ‬އެ‮ފަދަ‮ ‬ޓޮޕް‮ ‬ސީކްރެޓް‮ ‬ކޮންޕިރެސީތައް‮ ‬ފެނިފައި‮ ‬ޖޭމްސް‮ ‬ބޮންޑު‮ ‬އައިސް‮ ‬ސައިޓު‮ ‬ހެކުއަރުވާލަފާނެ‮.‬

ރުގިއްޔާ‮ ‬ސިއްރުން‮ ‬ބަންނަން‮ ‬އުޅޭ‮ ‬އޮޑީގަތެރެޔައް‮ ‬އެރެއޮވެ‮ ‬ސައިޓައް‮ ‬ކުޅުޖެހުން‮.‬

މިކަންކަން‮ ‬މިވަގުތުން‮ ‬ވަގުތަށް‮ ‬ނުކޮއްފިނަމަ‮ ‬ސައިޓު‮ ‬ބަންޑުންގޮސް‮ ‬ދިވެހީންނަކީ‮ ‬ކަނޑުކޮސް‮ ‬ބަޔެއްނޫންކަން‮ ‬ސައިޓު‮ ‬ހަދާ‮ ‬ހަރަދުކުރާފަރާތައް ‬ފަޅާއަރާފާނެއެވެ‮.‬‮ ‬އިހުތިރާމު‮.‬‮ ‬ﷲގެ‮ ‬ކުޅަދުން‮ ‬ވަތަކަމުގެ‮ ‬ކޮޅެއްނެތެވެ‮.‬

ޑރ‮.‬‮ ‬ޑީއެސް‮ ‬ޕީ‮ ‬އެޗް‮ ‬ޑީ‮ ‬އެމް‮ ‬ފިލް‮ ‬ޕީ‮ ‬އެޗް‮ ‬ޑީ‮ ‬ޓޫ‮

We will take DRP and Maumoon to justice: We have not forgiven him. We will not obey Anni.

DRP
A party formed by dictator Maumoon Abdul Gayyoom. DRP's values are to support corruption, torture and killing anyone who speaks against them. Anyone who supported the party by will is supporting a system against humanity.

Like most Maldivians, I myself have gone through the bitter side of the regime, in many occasions than just one. I do not want to forgive him. I will take the regime and all who supported this to an independent court. I will make sure that they get the punishment they deserve. This is very important to avoid our country going back to a dictatorship.

There are valid cases with proof for all top level DRP members. We will take you to the independent court that will be established. And we will expose all you have done. We will not let you live free! You fucking assholes. You have abused your power and committed atrocities taking advantage of the poor people. It is people's rule now. We will not let DRP exist any more. DRP is a party running against all democratic values. In a democracy there is no place for DRP!. So be prepared to defend yourselves with big Bangladeshi lawyers. We will go after the money you stole from us. We will make sure to keep you busy for few years to come with cases against you.

And President Anni: this is not your business. Now that there is separation of powers you cannot interfere with the course of justice. And if you do, we will bring you down instantly.

From behind a lorry last night riding around Male'

42 people - assorted shapes and sizes but all in red

Felt 24 boobs in 2 hours (18 Burugaa boobs)

Poked by 17 dicks (all erect and hard)

My own dick got wanked 12 times (6 times by males)

Fingered 8 pussies 3 asses (1 male)

Got sucked by 3 (all burugaa girls)

Sucked 4 pussies and 1 dick

Kissed 54 lips in two hours

Sexed 2 girls (1 very fat)

All the while shouting Maldives Hop Hop Hop

And very happy for the teamwork and unity.

We are the champions.

"Golhabo's red team has won" said Maaburey

Today he is wearing red underwear, red shorts, and a red jersey with another Man's name printed very large on the back. He colored his face with something that looks like our flag. For the past few days he has been carrying a flag with him. Riding his Wave look-alike motorcycle all around Male'. Singing songs like 'Footbolhain Mulhi Gaumah Faidhaa Hoadhaaney...' (whole country profiting from football). A song which the state owned TV Maldives (GolhaTV) has been playing over and over again. This songs makes Maaburey really feel that by winning in football on a tournament which six or seven of the world's lowest football ranking countries participated in can make his life better.

He's living in a 3 bedroom apartment with 15 family members and a maid. Each room with LCD TV and one room with one aircond. Maaburey's mother who has gone for two Hajjs in her life is waiting to to go to India for a major surgery when she gets the funding arranged.

Maaburey is a football. He drinks football juice he eats football. Maaburey plays Playstation football in his free time. Just like every other intelligent Maldivian. Maaburey is a football fan. Specially when it comes to supporting the national Team.

Maaburey is also a huge MDP supporter. But today there is no MDP or DRP. Everyone is united behind the number one. The goal keeper.

After watching a loud match on TV today Maaburey jumped up to the sky and said "Golhab's red team has won". It was a moment he felt one with number one. And everything started to flash in front of his eyes. After 29 years of waiting Golhabo's team has managed to win. And now Maaburey's shouting and running around on his Wave look-alike bike. All over male'. I asked him if he's drunk like the rest of the others.

We love our Golhabo's team. And will give a great welcome back to Golhabo and his team. And this will make Golhabo win the election too. If we want our team to win, keep the number one, the number one! The population likes to get drunk on Golhabo! Most still fall for Golhaa's traps. The rest of us just has to wait, another 5, 10, 30 or a 1000 years more.