Hajja Day

Today (or tomorrow) we Maldivians mark the international day of Hajja. Today is the day all of us gather near Yasir Arafath and listen to the Friday prayers. The Hajja-Al-Wadhaa by late Maumoon Gayyoom was the most remarkable journey of human kind. All population of Male' gather near Endherimaage Maalam to pray and listen to the Last Sermon by Gayyoom (P.B.U.P). In his sermon he relates to the past, present and future of monkeys and apes and DRP members who is also MDP.

His closest of the friends Abu-Bakru-al-Zaki said Gayyoom is the never lying father of our religion called Extremism. Hajja is an extreme buddy who goes around naked wearing no underwear circling around a Kaubathul House of Fulhu. Fulhu is an very old and best activist of MDP. We love Hajja and Eid Mubaarik.

Note: Hajja will be circumcised from tomorrow. Party at house all night with shemales and winged pigs (free from bird and swine roaga) dancing in each others clothes.

Himeyn Inglaab: Advanced advice from University of Oxford, Baazaru Branch

މީގެދުވަސްކޮޅެށް‮ ‬ކުރިން‮ ‬އިންޓަރނެޓަށް‮ ‬އުފަންވި‮ ‬އެންމެ‮ ‬މޮޅު‮ ‬ބުލޮގަކީ‮ ‬ޝައްކެއްވެސް‮ ‬ނެތްގޮތުގައި‮ ‬ހިމޭންއިންގިލާބެވެ‮.‬‮ ‬އޭގެފަހަތުގައި‮ ‬ބައިވަރުސަބަބު‮ތަކާއިހެދި‮ ‬ފޮރުވިފައިވާ‮ ‬މުޅިދުނިޔޭންވެސް‮
‬އެންމެމޮޅު‮ ‬ކިޔަވާއިގެންތިބި‮ ‬ސައެންޓިސްޓުން‮ ‬މަސައްކަތްކުރެއެވެ‮.‬‮ ‬ތިރީގައިމިވަނީ‮ ‬ހިމޭން‮ ‬އިންގިލާބަށް‮ ޑީއެސްގެ‮ ‬މޮޅު‮ ‬ޓީމުން‮ ‬ހިލޭ‮ ‬އަރުވާ‮ ވަރަށް‬މޮޅު‮ ‬އިރުސާދުކުޅެކެވެ‮.‬‮‬‮ ‬ކުރިޔައްއޮތް‮ ‬ފަނަރަދުވަހުގެ‮ ‬ތެރޭގައި‮ ‬މިގޮތަށް‮ ‬ހިމޭން‮ ‬އިންގިލާބު‮ ‬ބަދަލުނުކޮށްފިނަމަ‮ ‬މުޅިސައިޓު‮ ‬ހިމޭން‮ ‬ކަމުގެ‮ ‬ތެރެޔައް‮ ‬ގެއްލި‮ ‬ގޮސް‮ ‬ހުސްވެދާނެއެވެ‮.‬

ސައިޓުގެ‮ ކުލަ‮ ‬ފިޔާތޮއްޓަށް‮ ‬ބަދަލުކުރުނ‮ް‮‮.‬‮ ‬ހާއްސަކޮށް‮ ‬ލިޔެފައިވާ‮ ‬ލިޔުންތަކުގެ‮ ‬ކުލަ‮.‬‮ ‬ފިޔާތޮށިކުލަޔަކީ‮ ‬ނިކަން‮ ‬ލޯބިކުލަޔެކެވެ‮.‬‮ ‬މިކުލަލާފައިވާ‮ ‬ސައިޓުތަކުގ‮ެ‮ ‬ފެންވަރު‮ މަތިވާނެއެވެ‮.‬

ސައިޓަށްވަންނަތަނާ‮ ‬ލަވަޔެއްގެ‮ ‬އަޑުއިވުން‮.‬‮ ‬ބްރިޓްނީ‮ ‬ސްޕިއަރސް‮ ‬އަދި‮ ‬ބްރިޓްނީ‮ ‬މާރފީގެ‮ ‬ލަވަތައް ‬އޮޓޮމެޓިކުން‮ ‬ކުޅެވޭ‮ ‬ޕްލެޔަރެއް‮ ‮ ‬ވަރަށްމުހިއްމުއެވެ‮.‬‮ ‬މިސާލަކަށް‮ ‬މައިސްޕޭސް‮ ‬ފަދަ‮ ‬ދުނިޔެގަބޫލުކުރާ‮ ‬ސައިޓުތަކުގައި‮ ‬މިފީޗާރގެ‮ ‬މުހިއްމުކަން‮ ‬ފާހަގަކޮއްލެވެއެވެ‮.‬

ރެސިޕީ‮ ‬ސެކްޝަނެއް‮ ‬ހެދުން‮.‬‮ ‬މިކަމުންދޭހަވަނީ‮ ‬ސައިޓުގެ‮ ‬ދުރުވިސްނޭކަމެވެ‮.‬‮ ‬ކުރިޔައްއޮތ‮ް‮ ‬ދިހަވަރަކަށް‮ ‬މަސްތެރޭގައި‮ ‬ރޯދަމަސް‮ ‬އެބައާދެއެވެ‮.‬‮ ‬އަދި‮ ‬ދުރާލާ‮ ‬ރެސިޕީތައް‮ ‬ބަލަން‮ ‬ސައިޓުބަލާމީހުނަށް‮ ‬ހިތްވަރުދިނުން‮ ‬އެއީ‮ ‬މޮޅުކަމެކެވެ‮.‬‮

ލިޔުންތަކުގެ‮ ‬ތެރޭގައި‮ ‬ބޭރުގެ‮ ‮ ‬މޮޅެތި‮ ‬ލިޔުންތެރީންނާއި‮ ‬ފާޑުފާޑުގެ‮ ‬ޑޮކްޓަރުން‮ ‬ކޮއްފާއިވާދިރާސާތަކަށް‮ ‬މިހާރަށްވުރެން‮ ‬ބޮޑަށްބައްލަވާ‮ ‬ރިފަރަންސް‮ ‬ޖެއްސެވުން‮.‬‮ ‬ހާއްސަކޮށް‮ ‬ސައެންސު‮ ‬ޖާރނަލްތަކަށް‮ ‬އަލިއަޅުވާލެވިދާނެއެވެ‮.‬

ސައިޓުގެ‮ ‬މަތީކަނުގައި‮ ‬ހަތަރުފޫޓު‮ ‮ ‬އައްފޫޓުގެ‮ ‬ފާހަނާއެއް‮ ‬ހަރުކުރުން‮ ‬ވަރަށްމުހިއްމެވެ‮.‬‮ ‬މިފާހަނާގައި‮ ‬ތިރިފާހަނާތައްޓަކާއި‮ ‬މޫނުދޮންނަތައްޓެއް‮ ‬ބަހައްޓަން‮ ‬ވާނެއެވެ‮.‬

ސައިޓުގައި‮ ‬ޖޯކު‮ ‬ކެޓަގަރީއެއް‮ ‬އުފައްދާ،‮ ‬މިހާރުހުރި‮‮ ‬ހުރިހާ ‬އާރޓިކަލްތައް‮ ‬އެތަނަށް‮ ‬އެޅުން.‬

ސައިޓުގައި‮ ‬ހައިކޯޓަކާ،‮ ‬ސުޕުރީމްކޯޓަކާ‮ ‬ގާޒިޔަކާ‮ ‬ފޮރިން‮ ‬މިނިސްޓަރަކާ،‮ ‬ޖަސްޓިސްމިނިސްޓަރަކާ‮ ‬އެޑްވައިޒަރެއް‮ ‬ހަރުކުރުން‮.‬‮ ‬މިކަން‮ ‬މޭކް‮ ‬ޕުވާރޓީ‮ ‬ހިސްޓްރީ‮ ‬ބެނޭފަދައިނ‮ ‬ކުރެވިދާނެއެވެ‮.‬

ސައިޓުގެ‮ ‬މައިގަނޑު‮ ‬ކޮންޓެންޓް‮ ‬އެޑިޓޯރިއަލް‮ ‬ކައުންސިލަކުން‮ ‬އުފައްދާއެޑިޓްކުރުން‮.‬‮ ‬އެޑިޓޯރިއަލް‮ ‬ކައުންސިލާއި‮ ‬ގަވަނިގް‮ ‬ޕާރޓީ‮ ‬އޮފް‮ ‬ދަ‮ ‬ހިމޭން‮ ‬ރެވެލޯޝަން‮ ‬ހޮވާނީ ‮ ‬އަހަރަކު‮ ‬އެއްފަހަރު‮ ‬އިލެކްޝަންސް‮ ‬ކޮމިޝަނުން ‬މުޅިދުނިޔޭން‮ ‬އެންމެމޮޅުމީހުން‮ ‬ކޮޅުގެތެރޭގައި‮ ‬ބާއް‮ވާ ‬އިންތިހާބަކަށްފަހު‮.‬

ޖޫސް‮ ‬އަދި‮ ‬ސަރުބަތު‮ ‬މީރުކޮށް‮ ‬ގިރަން‮ ‬އެގުން‮.‬

ބަޖިޔާ‮.‬

ފާރިޝް‮ ‬ވެރިކަމަށް‮ ގެންނަންއުޅެނީޔޭކިޔައިގެނ‮ް‮ ‬ދަމާފައިވާ‮ ‬ފަތިވަރުތަށް‮ ‬ހަމައެކަނި‮ ‬ލޮގިންކޮށްގެން‮ ‬ފެންނަގޮތަށް‮ ‬ހެދުން‮.‬‮ ‬އެ‮ފަދަ‮ ‬ޓޮޕް‮ ‬ސީކްރެޓް‮ ‬ކޮންޕިރެސީތައް‮ ‬ފެނިފައި‮ ‬ޖޭމްސް‮ ‬ބޮންޑު‮ ‬އައިސް‮ ‬ސައިޓު‮ ‬ހެކުއަރުވާލަފާނެ‮.‬

ރުގިއްޔާ‮ ‬ސިއްރުން‮ ‬ބަންނަން‮ ‬އުޅޭ‮ ‬އޮޑީގަތެރެޔައް‮ ‬އެރެއޮވެ‮ ‬ސައިޓައް‮ ‬ކުޅުޖެހުން‮.‬

މިކަންކަން‮ ‬މިވަގުތުން‮ ‬ވަގުތަށް‮ ‬ނުކޮއްފިނަމަ‮ ‬ސައިޓު‮ ‬ބަންޑުންގޮސް‮ ‬ދިވެހީންނަކީ‮ ‬ކަނޑުކޮސް‮ ‬ބަޔެއްނޫންކަން‮ ‬ސައިޓު‮ ‬ހަދާ‮ ‬ހަރަދުކުރާފަރާތައް ‬ފަޅާއަރާފާނެއެވެ‮.‬‮ ‬އިހުތިރާމު‮.‬‮ ‬ﷲގެ‮ ‬ކުޅަދުން‮ ‬ވަތަކަމުގެ‮ ‬ކޮޅެއްނެތެވެ‮.‬

ޑރ‮.‬‮ ‬ޑީއެސް‮ ‬ޕީ‮ ‬އެޗް‮ ‬ޑީ‮ ‬އެމް‮ ‬ފިލް‮ ‬ޕީ‮ ‬އެޗް‮ ‬ޑީ‮ ‬ޓޫ‮

Revolution Begins: Me and my bird's experience

The Man:
Without a 2nd thought I accepted the invitation from my hero and the famous businessman Gasim. I have been friends with him for a long time. He was the person who helped me out during the days I suffered when I was studying for my law degree in KL. When the government cut funding, he helped me financially. Since then we have kept in touch and I have professionally handled a lot of his cases during my lawyer days. In the Majlis we both were on the same side, and he is a kind man with a big heart. Often too big. He is one of my idols. He has money, wives and slaves. Though he resigned from DRP, we still maintain a good relationship. He calls me for legal advice for many of his ventures. I don't mind his party copying the manifesto and the policies of DRP. After all he is someone DRP created over the last 30 years. We are proud of it and I too am someone who wants to be him.

The Band:
On the rock-festival with an audience of over 500 children and adults his band were to perform tonight. When I entered I saw Gasim wearing a black T-Shirt and a blue jeans. Dr. Munavvar shirtless with bleached & torn levis jeans. Both were backstage doing their final practicing before the show begins.

"The Republicans" - the heaviest metal band ever to form in the Maldives. I could not wait to see Gaasim's performance. When the drummer rolled his power roll, Gaasim's head banging like it had no control. He was wearing a wig, make-up like "Kiss" on his face. The children watching the show banged their head to Gasim's. 360 degrees and more. Munavvar is shirtless. Shihab running up and down the stage.

I too played a bit of guitar in my young days. I also performed once during Valencia's "Happening" music shows in the eighties. I was a newscaster then. Under my blue shirt tonight I wore the black Slayer T-Shirt I bought from my last trip to Singapore. When Gasim signaled me to come and join the band for a jam session, I tore open my shirt and with my black Slayer Black T-shirt I came to the stage and did my power cord. "WE ARE IN HELL".

Jumhooree Celebration

All corners of Maldives are celebrating. A celebration which is self organized by all small and large communities. All most all junctions of the populated areas of Maldives is in festival mode. Dances, music, public speeches etc. All the mosques filled with believers thanking god with happiness. Like a huge eid extended over weeks. A fresh smile and a sense of ease and relaxation on everyone's face.

As a tourist I was looking at all these things kind of puzzled. Because my guide warned me that this country is officially in a "mourning" period and the flags are on half mast. Because their president passed away while serving his 29th year.

T.A.G.G.E.D!!!

Finally I've been Tagged as well! Thanks all who tagged me.

A - Available?: Yeah baby,
B-Best friend: Jihattey and others
C-Cake or Pie?: Boakiba
D-Drink of choice: non-alcoholic vodka
E-Essential thing used everyday: Iloshifathi (very innovative broom)
F-Favourite colour: Purple
G-Gummi bears or worms: worms
H-Hometown: Paris, Hilton
I-Indulgence: What is the meaning of this?
J-January or February: April
K-Kids and names: Skyla (Gawd I love this name)
L-Life: is too short
M-Marriage date: When my boss says I am free
N-Number of siblings: Eight minus one :(
O-Oranges or apples: very rarely I get these. I'd prefer both
P-Phobias: fear of the world, and big shot people.
Q-Quote: Just do it!
R-Reason to smile: dream of getting a wave saikal
S-Season: salt and pepper
T-Tag three people: Nasheed (Kutti), Maldives Sex Stories, swytiepie
U-Unknown fact about me: I see dead people
V-Vegetable you do not like: I have to work very hard to get vegetables in Maldives
W-Worst habit: I don't smoke (very uncool in cafes)
X-x-rays you have had: never
Y-Your favorite food: roshi
Z-Zodiac: none