His shiny thala and her mustache

guitar riff of phil collin's another day in paradise. it's cold. i have lived in my island for the last year or so. its fun. i enjoy. i do nothing. the nothingness to think. me in paradise. like mr collins say. 'just another day in paradise'. no internet. no way to even think about internet. broadband is more like a broad daylight robbery. think twice. lets think about it. specially its arousing the way he sings the last chorus bit, the dramatic light casting shadows. Ohhh Ohhh. It's another day for you and me in paradise. Performing orgies one after the other. Hey wait I don't even have internet. I don't got a webcamera on my computer's camera. I'm not gonna be working at president's office. Lets sing about it. Lets think about it.

Hajja Day

Today (or tomorrow) we Maldivians mark the international day of Hajja. Today is the day all of us gather near Yasir Arafath and listen to the Friday prayers. The Hajja-Al-Wadhaa by late Maumoon Gayyoom was the most remarkable journey of human kind. All population of Male' gather near Endherimaage Maalam to pray and listen to the Last Sermon by Gayyoom (P.B.U.P). In his sermon he relates to the past, present and future of monkeys and apes and DRP members who is also MDP.

His closest of the friends Abu-Bakru-al-Zaki said Gayyoom is the never lying father of our religion called Extremism. Hajja is an extreme buddy who goes around naked wearing no underwear circling around a Kaubathul House of Fulhu. Fulhu is an very old and best activist of MDP. We love Hajja and Eid Mubaarik.

Note: Hajja will be circumcised from tomorrow. Party at house all night with shemales and winged pigs (free from bird and swine roaga) dancing in each others clothes.

Emergence of Fake Anni

On the night of 28th October 2008, when Gayyoom was sure that he was not winning according the the results presented by Mariyam Waheedha of TVM, he deployed his last weapon - The Fake Anni.

Anni the person who was with the people, who listened to people and who involved people in decision making is stripped down to his shorts and chained in dark room in the basement of Theemuge. No one knows if he's alive or dead.

The Fake Anni:
This is a look-a-like of Anni (with special plastic surgery by DR. Cheow Klin of Singapore). His task is to act as much as possible like a Gayyoom but not necessarily the same way. Cut down ministers, add state ministers. Cut down ministries, add departments. This also explains a lot of what Fake Anni and Gayyoom has been doing together on media.

Fake Anni is obviously having a hard time balancing. How does he select ministers? friends, and friends of family? the person who shouts 'i want to be a minister' louder gets a ministry? by this i mean whoever gets more attention gets a post? how else can some of the ministers be explained?

Anyway, I hope the real Anni will escape out of the basement and really cut down these ministries, and make the government smaller. Only if he had watched Prison Break first season to get some experience.

perhaps the loud mouths needed to boost their ego for the first few months with the fake Anni. Perhaps Anni is just making them happy for few days on our expense. We should protest!

Road Mas is coming to Male'

Yes. This month is called Roadmas for a reason. We the wave ryders's month. This month I will be riding not just my wave, but my brother's Good Night (GN 125) and my friend Kareem's Pulsar (which Gasim bought him in return of two votes)! Kareem took the offer but he says he'll vote Anni. It's gonna be a fun road month.