His shiny thala and her mustache

guitar riff of phil collin's another day in paradise. it's cold. i have lived in my island for the last year or so. its fun. i enjoy. i do nothing. the nothingness to think. me in paradise. like mr collins say. 'just another day in paradise'. no internet. no way to even think about internet. broadband is more like a broad daylight robbery. think twice. lets think about it. specially its arousing the way he sings the last chorus bit, the dramatic light casting shadows. Ohhh Ohhh. It's another day for you and me in paradise. Performing orgies one after the other. Hey wait I don't even have internet. I don't got a webcamera on my computer's camera. I'm not gonna be working at president's office. Lets sing about it. Lets think about it.

Zakir Nayak and Kal Nayak is from India!

Here's for the ladies revealing Cholhike Piese by Nayak (not a PhD Doctor).

Maldives Scientists Association has declared that Maldives is carbon neutral

With great effort and international publicity campaigns, president Nasheed is able to speed up the process of making Maldives carbon neutral 10 years ahead of schedule. Thanks to the great number of ministers and envoys pushing their limits working hard reaching this goal sooner. Though some scientists agree that Maldives has always been carbon neutral in the last 2 million years, there were no peer reviewed papers and test tube based experiments done by humans or any other animals proving this.

Chief lawyer for Maldives Scientists Association* today declared that based on new papers (recycled), that Maldives is 100% carbon neutral. (except for Le Cute, because they used paper to advertise it).


*not to be confused with the real scientists association in the Maldives (who likes to watch the sky for Gods) with almost all the scientists in the field.

Islamic Ministry should ban Islamic Ministry

Islamic Ministry is becoming notorious for banning and abolishing things in the Maldives. The reasons are usually 'complains' from the public. Who the fuck is this Islamic public who complains about everything on earth? Why don't they stay at home and own their own business. What if the wives of this so called Islamic community starts complaining about domestic violence and sexual abuse?

Islamic Ministry should start counseling sessions now, first starting from themselves first. Practice what you believe without forcing others to do as you wish. Without getting into the freedom of others. Now some might say that it is what your God intends, but remember majority of this world don't believe in your God, or your religion, and don't give a fuck.

If all candidates sucks, don't wait at home: Vote Invalid

This is part of Invalid Vote campaign:
Adheel (a very philosophical bugger) and I were talking siyaasee last night. Adheel asked me who i am voting. I said I am voting Anni. He asked me why, I said Anni is not perfect. He has a lot of bad qualities like putting his relatives in MDP things, and being very dictatorial, and being too fake these days trying to pretend to be Maumoon. MDP has maumoonist corrupt people in the party, like Ibrahim Hussain Zaki who has eaten millions of tourism dollars. But why I choose Anni is he is by far much much better than the rest of the jerks. Gasim, an idiot, only good for a comedian, Hassan is more maumoonist than even maumoon himself and Maumoon surely the dictator has who to be taken out. The other three have no chance of getting more than 5% of the votes combined, so weak and so useless.

And Adheel said "so you are voting Anni because you have no better choice" and I said yeah. Here comes Mr. Adheel's idea:


If all candidates are terrible, don't wait at home without voting, it'll only make an idiot win. Instead do an invalid vote! Staying home will not make your voice count in the result, but if you bother to show up and vote a cross for all candidates, it'll be counted as an invalid vote, and you have made a statement. All candidates Suck.


With this Adheel has made me re-think my choice.

Road Mas is coming to Male'

Yes. This month is called Roadmas for a reason. We the wave ryders's month. This month I will be riding not just my wave, but my brother's Good Night (GN 125) and my friend Kareem's Pulsar (which Gasim bought him in return of two votes)! Kareem took the offer but he says he'll vote Anni. It's gonna be a fun road month.