Maldives Scientists Association has declared that Maldives is carbon neutral

With great effort and international publicity campaigns, president Nasheed is able to speed up the process of making Maldives carbon neutral 10 years ahead of schedule. Thanks to the great number of ministers and envoys pushing their limits working hard reaching this goal sooner. Though some scientists agree that Maldives has always been carbon neutral in the last 2 million years, there were no peer reviewed papers and test tube based experiments done by humans or any other animals proving this.

Chief lawyer for Maldives Scientists Association* today declared that based on new papers (recycled), that Maldives is 100% carbon neutral. (except for Le Cute, because they used paper to advertise it).


*not to be confused with the real scientists association in the Maldives (who likes to watch the sky for Gods) with almost all the scientists in the field.

Islamic Ministry should ban Islamic Ministry

Islamic Ministry is becoming notorious for banning and abolishing things in the Maldives. The reasons are usually 'complains' from the public. Who the fuck is this Islamic public who complains about everything on earth? Why don't they stay at home and own their own business. What if the wives of this so called Islamic community starts complaining about domestic violence and sexual abuse?

Islamic Ministry should start counseling sessions now, first starting from themselves first. Practice what you believe without forcing others to do as you wish. Without getting into the freedom of others. Now some might say that it is what your God intends, but remember majority of this world don't believe in your God, or your religion, and don't give a fuck.

Zero Degree Atoll's 2nd Album

Their first album Dhoni was pure genius. I was in my early teens when I first listened to the tape of Dhoni. At that time it was too expensive for me to buy my own. But since I liked it so much my boss gave a tape to me as a gift. A white colored tape. With a nice picture of a Dhoni flying on the cover. All the things are written in English, not handwritten. It was one of a kind. From the cover to the music inside.

I was used to wonder-mark and pen hand written Haaburi and Dhohokobe tapes sold in audio shops of Male' who think that playing music the loudest makes them the biggest shop. Small one bedroom size shops with a large 15 story Velaanage size voice. Just like our band leader. A small man with a big mouth.

Now back to Zero Degree's 2nd Album. I'm now in my early thirties. Zero degree still has the same materials they produced when I was in my early teens. Close to 20 years and nothing new! How sad. The most creative musical act could not evolve. Why? When I last checked all the band members are still alive. They were playing to a teenage audience tonight at the Alimas carnival. But still the same stuff.

I am really sad. Can anyone answer why there was no 2nd Album? And will there ever be one?