Maldives Scientists Association has declared that Maldives is carbon neutral

With great effort and international publicity campaigns, president Nasheed is able to speed up the process of making Maldives carbon neutral 10 years ahead of schedule. Thanks to the great number of ministers and envoys pushing their limits working hard reaching this goal sooner. Though some scientists agree that Maldives has always been carbon neutral in the last 2 million years, there were no peer reviewed papers and test tube based experiments done by humans or any other animals proving this.

Chief lawyer for Maldives Scientists Association* today declared that based on new papers (recycled), that Maldives is 100% carbon neutral. (except for Le Cute, because they used paper to advertise it).


*not to be confused with the real scientists association in the Maldives (who likes to watch the sky for Gods) with almost all the scientists in the field.

SMS greetings are for lonely uptight old fashioned sissy loonies

Today I received few sms-cards from my friends from my atoll and Azeez and Family who moved to Trivendrapur after renting his Male' wife's bedroom and toilet to a flock of Banglish.

Sms-cards were almost fashionable long before mobile phones (pre-paid one-way) in this country exceeded the population. But now my coffee mates think that sending sms-cards and e-cards and things are too sissy and out of style. Well, they say that only lonely people who has nothing better to do sends these. Well it seems that nowadays a lot of people are like that.

Specially on meaningless fake occasions like independence days. If you are one of those loony people and non of your friends actually remembers you, you are probably counting days for these kind of opportunities and spend few Rufiyaas on mass smses. And you are lucky if any one of them reply, except for another lonely bored person, or out of sympathy. And you wait for another occasion impatiently. So lonely.

Now check your phone and run through the people who sends you these numbers. These are really sad and lonely people.

And on this day I have just one message. Do not re-elect the dick.