Handulu Gulha Pizza

A gift for all you riders of waves on this holy month of spiritual ridings I present to you the recipe which you all can ask your mothers or wives to make with their maids at home when you turn off the wave. It is the most modern and most merciful for any dhivehin who loves Joey and has a thing for italian tourism market.

Ingredients
1 smoked fish (valhow mas)
1 grated coconut
1/2 inch of ginger
3 chillies (or more!!)
1 onion
3 curry leaves
1 tsp turmeric powder
2 cup rice (soaked overnight in water)
salt (dhe ingili kurin negey varuge)
mozzarella cheese

Making this pizza is fun, healthy and local. Now lets get started. Make the dough as you would do for making Gulha using the soaked rice. When done mix and make the mas gandu, and spread it on top of the dough. This is where mozzarella comes handy. If this doens't work get a pre-made pizza dough from Fantasy as well. Buy the Gulha from Memorial Hotel and take the mixture and spread it on top of the dough. Now add some tomato sauce and tell your friends that it's a local pizza. "It feels like making love to Monica Belucci on a Holhu Ashi" says my friend Roberto Nizar who has had a taste of it. Enjoy.
Juway's Rating - 5 star!

The best use of Newspapers

Unwrapping the tip of the cone. Slowly with my fingers. Placing it upside-down on to my mouth. Slowly rolling it a little with my two fingers. Index finger and thumb. Tapping it now. And then the precum and the great ejaculation, oh my god, ejaculating from the newspaper cone into my mouth is the sweet taste of killi. Blood red in color mixed with sugar previously chewed by a sweaty old man, made with fermented "Foah" and bileh. In the hottest sun. The cum killi is dancing in my mouth. Oh badhbanjaae! My mouth secrete extra saliva lubricating it.

Wow what a feeling. A disco in my mouth while I walk to my Wave125i. And then I sit and look at myself on the rear-view-mirror, oh how handsome. I am selfgay, I am definitely. And then my mouth expels a viscous sip of saliva mixed with red killi on to the ground making my symbol. I am thinking of Abdullah Hameed - our sexy gay spokesperson. What a body he has. Oh all male people come to our gay gathering at 12:35pm every friday and don't bring your wives. because our dicks are lubricated and ready for asses. Killi dreams and killli cones. Oh... baadh banjaae!!

Road Mas is coming to Male'

Yes. This month is called Roadmas for a reason. We the wave ryders's month. This month I will be riding not just my wave, but my brother's Good Night (GN 125) and my friend Kareem's Pulsar (which Gasim bought him in return of two votes)! Kareem took the offer but he says he'll vote Anni. It's gonna be a fun road month.