Super Freak - She is Riyaz Miss

Yo ViP, Lets kick it, said Riyazso in the voice of Vanilla Ice singing 'ice ice baby' while on the background Nazimso is wearing a multi colored bra & a bikini dancing with his MNDF boys. Shaking his booty with his police cap facing behind. Riyazso is jumping around from one chair to another in his home called M to the P to the S with his blue-purple tongue licking Nazimso's sexy bra like a vanilla ice cream. So yummy, sweet sweat drops falling in slow motion like a melting ice-cream like in euro2012. Turning brighter each second becoming darker, redder. dark red & thick. Riyazso is licking with his tongue, tasting & sucking. Nazimso is enjoying every slow second, almost hypnotized. Riyazso removes his shirt like he's from a 90s porn flick. He shakes his buttocks holding his shirt over his head and removes his belt while sucking Nazimso 'ice cream' which he likes to suck so bad. He imagines that it's fucking blood, human blood from the people his gang is raping. Old and young dhivehins he's sucking like Nazimso's booby ice-cream. WTF is wrong with us just standing voiceless, hoping that someone will save us. Riyazo is undergoing surgery now to become a shemale - Riyazmiss. "This is the power of SNAP" he's jumping up and down.

Himeyn Inglaab: Advanced advice from University of Oxford, Baazaru Branch

މީގެދުވަސްކޮޅެށް‮ ‬ކުރިން‮ ‬އިންޓަރނެޓަށް‮ ‬އުފަންވި‮ ‬އެންމެ‮ ‬މޮޅު‮ ‬ބުލޮގަކީ‮ ‬ޝައްކެއްވެސް‮ ‬ނެތްގޮތުގައި‮ ‬ހިމޭންއިންގިލާބެވެ‮.‬‮ ‬އޭގެފަހަތުގައި‮ ‬ބައިވަރުސަބަބު‮ތަކާއިހެދި‮ ‬ފޮރުވިފައިވާ‮ ‬މުޅިދުނިޔޭންވެސް‮
‬އެންމެމޮޅު‮ ‬ކިޔަވާއިގެންތިބި‮ ‬ސައެންޓިސްޓުން‮ ‬މަސައްކަތްކުރެއެވެ‮.‬‮ ‬ތިރީގައިމިވަނީ‮ ‬ހިމޭން‮ ‬އިންގިލާބަށް‮ ޑީއެސްގެ‮ ‬މޮޅު‮ ‬ޓީމުން‮ ‬ހިލޭ‮ ‬އަރުވާ‮ ވަރަށް‬މޮޅު‮ ‬އިރުސާދުކުޅެކެވެ‮.‬‮‬‮ ‬ކުރިޔައްއޮތް‮ ‬ފަނަރަދުވަހުގެ‮ ‬ތެރޭގައި‮ ‬މިގޮތަށް‮ ‬ހިމޭން‮ ‬އިންގިލާބު‮ ‬ބަދަލުނުކޮށްފިނަމަ‮ ‬މުޅިސައިޓު‮ ‬ހިމޭން‮ ‬ކަމުގެ‮ ‬ތެރެޔައް‮ ‬ގެއްލި‮ ‬ގޮސް‮ ‬ހުސްވެދާނެއެވެ‮.‬

ސައިޓުގެ‮ ކުލަ‮ ‬ފިޔާތޮއްޓަށް‮ ‬ބަދަލުކުރުނ‮ް‮‮.‬‮ ‬ހާއްސަކޮށް‮ ‬ލިޔެފައިވާ‮ ‬ލިޔުންތަކުގެ‮ ‬ކުލަ‮.‬‮ ‬ފިޔާތޮށިކުލަޔަކީ‮ ‬ނިކަން‮ ‬ލޯބިކުލަޔެކެވެ‮.‬‮ ‬މިކުލަލާފައިވާ‮ ‬ސައިޓުތަކުގ‮ެ‮ ‬ފެންވަރު‮ މަތިވާނެއެވެ‮.‬

ސައިޓަށްވަންނަތަނާ‮ ‬ލަވަޔެއްގެ‮ ‬އަޑުއިވުން‮.‬‮ ‬ބްރިޓްނީ‮ ‬ސްޕިއަރސް‮ ‬އަދި‮ ‬ބްރިޓްނީ‮ ‬މާރފީގެ‮ ‬ލަވަތައް ‬އޮޓޮމެޓިކުން‮ ‬ކުޅެވޭ‮ ‬ޕްލެޔަރެއް‮ ‮ ‬ވަރަށްމުހިއްމުއެވެ‮.‬‮ ‬މިސާލަކަށް‮ ‬މައިސްޕޭސް‮ ‬ފަދަ‮ ‬ދުނިޔެގަބޫލުކުރާ‮ ‬ސައިޓުތަކުގައި‮ ‬މިފީޗާރގެ‮ ‬މުހިއްމުކަން‮ ‬ފާހަގަކޮއްލެވެއެވެ‮.‬

ރެސިޕީ‮ ‬ސެކްޝަނެއް‮ ‬ހެދުން‮.‬‮ ‬މިކަމުންދޭހަވަނީ‮ ‬ސައިޓުގެ‮ ‬ދުރުވިސްނޭކަމެވެ‮.‬‮ ‬ކުރިޔައްއޮތ‮ް‮ ‬ދިހަވަރަކަށް‮ ‬މަސްތެރޭގައި‮ ‬ރޯދަމަސް‮ ‬އެބައާދެއެވެ‮.‬‮ ‬އަދި‮ ‬ދުރާލާ‮ ‬ރެސިޕީތައް‮ ‬ބަލަން‮ ‬ސައިޓުބަލާމީހުނަށް‮ ‬ހިތްވަރުދިނުން‮ ‬އެއީ‮ ‬މޮޅުކަމެކެވެ‮.‬‮

ލިޔުންތަކުގެ‮ ‬ތެރޭގައި‮ ‬ބޭރުގެ‮ ‮ ‬މޮޅެތި‮ ‬ލިޔުންތެރީންނާއި‮ ‬ފާޑުފާޑުގެ‮ ‬ޑޮކްޓަރުން‮ ‬ކޮއްފާއިވާދިރާސާތަކަށް‮ ‬މިހާރަށްވުރެން‮ ‬ބޮޑަށްބައްލަވާ‮ ‬ރިފަރަންސް‮ ‬ޖެއްސެވުން‮.‬‮ ‬ހާއްސަކޮށް‮ ‬ސައެންސު‮ ‬ޖާރނަލްތަކަށް‮ ‬އަލިއަޅުވާލެވިދާނެއެވެ‮.‬

ސައިޓުގެ‮ ‬މަތީކަނުގައި‮ ‬ހަތަރުފޫޓު‮ ‮ ‬އައްފޫޓުގެ‮ ‬ފާހަނާއެއް‮ ‬ހަރުކުރުން‮ ‬ވަރަށްމުހިއްމެވެ‮.‬‮ ‬މިފާހަނާގައި‮ ‬ތިރިފާހަނާތައްޓަކާއި‮ ‬މޫނުދޮންނަތައްޓެއް‮ ‬ބަހައްޓަން‮ ‬ވާނެއެވެ‮.‬

ސައިޓުގައި‮ ‬ޖޯކު‮ ‬ކެޓަގަރީއެއް‮ ‬އުފައްދާ،‮ ‬މިހާރުހުރި‮‮ ‬ހުރިހާ ‬އާރޓިކަލްތައް‮ ‬އެތަނަށް‮ ‬އެޅުން.‬

ސައިޓުގައި‮ ‬ހައިކޯޓަކާ،‮ ‬ސުޕުރީމްކޯޓަކާ‮ ‬ގާޒިޔަކާ‮ ‬ފޮރިން‮ ‬މިނިސްޓަރަކާ،‮ ‬ޖަސްޓިސްމިނިސްޓަރަކާ‮ ‬އެޑްވައިޒަރެއް‮ ‬ހަރުކުރުން‮.‬‮ ‬މިކަން‮ ‬މޭކް‮ ‬ޕުވާރޓީ‮ ‬ހިސްޓްރީ‮ ‬ބެނޭފަދައިނ‮ ‬ކުރެވިދާނެއެވެ‮.‬

ސައިޓުގެ‮ ‬މައިގަނޑު‮ ‬ކޮންޓެންޓް‮ ‬އެޑިޓޯރިއަލް‮ ‬ކައުންސިލަކުން‮ ‬އުފައްދާއެޑިޓްކުރުން‮.‬‮ ‬އެޑިޓޯރިއަލް‮ ‬ކައުންސިލާއި‮ ‬ގަވަނިގް‮ ‬ޕާރޓީ‮ ‬އޮފް‮ ‬ދަ‮ ‬ހިމޭން‮ ‬ރެވެލޯޝަން‮ ‬ހޮވާނީ ‮ ‬އަހަރަކު‮ ‬އެއްފަހަރު‮ ‬އިލެކްޝަންސް‮ ‬ކޮމިޝަނުން ‬މުޅިދުނިޔޭން‮ ‬އެންމެމޮޅުމީހުން‮ ‬ކޮޅުގެތެރޭގައި‮ ‬ބާއް‮ވާ ‬އިންތިހާބަކަށްފަހު‮.‬

ޖޫސް‮ ‬އަދި‮ ‬ސަރުބަތު‮ ‬މީރުކޮށް‮ ‬ގިރަން‮ ‬އެގުން‮.‬

ބަޖިޔާ‮.‬

ފާރިޝް‮ ‬ވެރިކަމަށް‮ ގެންނަންއުޅެނީޔޭކިޔައިގެނ‮ް‮ ‬ދަމާފައިވާ‮ ‬ފަތިވަރުތަށް‮ ‬ހަމައެކަނި‮ ‬ލޮގިންކޮށްގެން‮ ‬ފެންނަގޮތަށް‮ ‬ހެދުން‮.‬‮ ‬އެ‮ފަދަ‮ ‬ޓޮޕް‮ ‬ސީކްރެޓް‮ ‬ކޮންޕިރެސީތައް‮ ‬ފެނިފައި‮ ‬ޖޭމްސް‮ ‬ބޮންޑު‮ ‬އައިސް‮ ‬ސައިޓު‮ ‬ހެކުއަރުވާލަފާނެ‮.‬

ރުގިއްޔާ‮ ‬ސިއްރުން‮ ‬ބަންނަން‮ ‬އުޅޭ‮ ‬އޮޑީގަތެރެޔައް‮ ‬އެރެއޮވެ‮ ‬ސައިޓައް‮ ‬ކުޅުޖެހުން‮.‬

މިކަންކަން‮ ‬މިވަގުތުން‮ ‬ވަގުތަށް‮ ‬ނުކޮއްފިނަމަ‮ ‬ސައިޓު‮ ‬ބަންޑުންގޮސް‮ ‬ދިވެހީންނަކީ‮ ‬ކަނޑުކޮސް‮ ‬ބަޔެއްނޫންކަން‮ ‬ސައިޓު‮ ‬ހަދާ‮ ‬ހަރަދުކުރާފަރާތައް ‬ފަޅާއަރާފާނެއެވެ‮.‬‮ ‬އިހުތިރާމު‮.‬‮ ‬ﷲގެ‮ ‬ކުޅަދުން‮ ‬ވަތަކަމުގެ‮ ‬ކޮޅެއްނެތެވެ‮.‬

ޑރ‮.‬‮ ‬ޑީއެސް‮ ‬ޕީ‮ ‬އެޗް‮ ‬ޑީ‮ ‬އެމް‮ ‬ފިލް‮ ‬ޕީ‮ ‬އެޗް‮ ‬ޑީ‮ ‬ޓޫ‮

Emergence of Fake Anni

On the night of 28th October 2008, when Gayyoom was sure that he was not winning according the the results presented by Mariyam Waheedha of TVM, he deployed his last weapon - The Fake Anni.

Anni the person who was with the people, who listened to people and who involved people in decision making is stripped down to his shorts and chained in dark room in the basement of Theemuge. No one knows if he's alive or dead.

The Fake Anni:
This is a look-a-like of Anni (with special plastic surgery by DR. Cheow Klin of Singapore). His task is to act as much as possible like a Gayyoom but not necessarily the same way. Cut down ministers, add state ministers. Cut down ministries, add departments. This also explains a lot of what Fake Anni and Gayyoom has been doing together on media.

Fake Anni is obviously having a hard time balancing. How does he select ministers? friends, and friends of family? the person who shouts 'i want to be a minister' louder gets a ministry? by this i mean whoever gets more attention gets a post? how else can some of the ministers be explained?

Anyway, I hope the real Anni will escape out of the basement and really cut down these ministries, and make the government smaller. Only if he had watched Prison Break first season to get some experience.

perhaps the loud mouths needed to boost their ego for the first few months with the fake Anni. Perhaps Anni is just making them happy for few days on our expense. We should protest!

brooms and boobs

Twentieth time in these two days my buddy Fahmee and I have been to BML Atms located everywhere in Male'. We spend a considerable time on each occasion looking at others waiting before me, impatiently to check the bank balance. Everyone chooses option three from the 3rd screen and take a quick balance printout. Some people bring many cards. Probably of co-workers. All balances are closer to 0. Fahmee's balance is also RF 0.28 each of the times we checked.

We are waiting for the salary to be transfered. All the people are waiting and checking which ATM gets the money first. Last month I said BML near IGMH, Fakey (Fahmee's nick name) ATM near STO will get the salaries first. He won and I had to give him a coffee which he paid with the salary money he took. This time I am saying Olympus ATM. All our friends play this game. Which ATM gets the salary first. Very fun game for the end of the month. Can somebody make this a facebook game?

We are waiting till we get the salary to goto Ugulhey Baazaaru -- the best place in town. Though most have not got the salary yet they have been there once or twice so far. To get squeezed and to squeeze. I have not yet been there this year so far. But I am waiting to go when salary money of Fakey comes to the ATM. I remember last time we bought a lot of brooms and buckets. They are very useful.

My friend Farooq ordered one container from Bangkok for the market. But he could not pay the duty to it is stuck in customs.

I will write about the night market experience after I go.

Recipe for Fuh Gulha (Maldivian Fish Balls)

Ingredients
For Masgandu (inside)
Smoked tuna (Valhowmas) or Canned fish
Scraped Coconut (Huni)
Sliced Onion
Lemon Juice
Salt
Ginger
Chilly
Turmeric (Reendhoo)


For Fuhgandu (outside)
Flour
Water
Salt

First mix the Masgandu. Don't be afraid dirty up your hands and taste.
Now make balls from the Masgandu. You can eat a few balls to remind yourself of your childhood days eating the bare Masgandu.

Now mix the Fuhgandu and make balls from them as well. Push your thumbs into these balls to make baskets and put the Masgandu balls into them. Slowly it round to bring the shape of a Gulha. Then fry until golden brown.

Serve with sugary black tea.

Hope you enjoyed this episode of Recipe Today by our party. The next episode will be brought to you by a different party. Our party is better than them because we have opened up the recipe of our top secret product The Fuh Gulha by Our Party (T.F.G by O.P).