Super Freak - She is Riyaz Miss

Yo ViP, Lets kick it, said Riyazso in the voice of Vanilla Ice singing 'ice ice baby' while on the background Nazimso is wearing a multi colored bra & a bikini dancing with his MNDF boys. Shaking his booty with his police cap facing behind. Riyazso is jumping around from one chair to another in his home called M to the P to the S with his blue-purple tongue licking Nazimso's sexy bra like a vanilla ice cream. So yummy, sweet sweat drops falling in slow motion like a melting ice-cream like in euro2012. Turning brighter each second becoming darker, redder. dark red & thick. Riyazso is licking with his tongue, tasting & sucking. Nazimso is enjoying every slow second, almost hypnotized. Riyazso removes his shirt like he's from a 90s porn flick. He shakes his buttocks holding his shirt over his head and removes his belt while sucking Nazimso 'ice cream' which he likes to suck so bad. He imagines that it's fucking blood, human blood from the people his gang is raping. Old and young dhivehins he's sucking like Nazimso's booby ice-cream. WTF is wrong with us just standing voiceless, hoping that someone will save us. Riyazo is undergoing surgery now to become a shemale - Riyazmiss. "This is the power of SNAP" he's jumping up and down.

I am proud to be an Indian!

Ahhh. Long time no blogging. I thought blogging would go out of fashion and i dont want to do old fashion things because I'm cool. Now i am in Maley studying IT and selling IT things to my atoll. Starbux is the coolest hangout place. And MEGA (& lowyat) is for best shopping. We also play futsal and get sponsors.

Many of us hate it when people specially taxi drivers ask "are you indian"? Maldivian's hate that question. But I don't hate it. I get kind of proud when they ask me that. Because India is much better in every way than Maldives. They have a better history, better culture and a better life. And they are much cooler too! Why else would the Beatles go to india for soul seeking? And what about the Slumdog Millionaire?

The truth is Maldivians look so much like people from the Indian subcontinent (including Paki, Bangla etc) that even most of my coolest dhivehi friends mistake us for indians. Sometimes people say that I look like Hirthik and no one will refuse a dance invitation from the sexy Kareena.

Our indian resemblance is undeniable. The help indian gavarumant is giving us is keeping our economy. They are doing most of the work building our country. They use our country (and Malay) better than the natives. And we Maldives government is doing everything india is telling us to do with so many Millions of $$$! So we are cool Indians!

Magical mystery Maldivians during election

Abbas was a poor man. His house was lit by one Kerosene lamp. Abbas does his toilet in the sea outside the walls of Fura Male'.

On day after having a sip from fermented coconut (wine) on one of his near the sea sessions to fetch shells, he found a glowing stone. He picked it up and hid under his striped sarong. At night near the Kerosene lamp Abbas stroked the glowing stone with his right hand and out came some smoke and a huge Jinni.

"Master, Master Thank you so much. I have been trapped in here for a 1000 years. Only you can free me out of this, and I will grant you 3 wishes."

Topless Abbass was overwhelmed and puzzled. He was not a believer of Jinns as such, but this is happening in front of him. The Jinni was growing even larger. Abbass got more scared.

"Abbass, my dear. You don't have to be scared. My name is Gayyoom. Hayul Gayyoom al Azhar. I have only one demand from you. To set me free."

Abbass still not in his senses, and covering his face with his not so clean sarong was now trying to get his brain to work. He was thinking like an "inventor". He wants to steal a machine. A machine from Nasir.

Jinni Gayyoom was not expecting a wish like this. But decided to grant this wish on one condition that, Abbass gives his sister to marry the Jinni. The deal is done. Jinni was freed. It shrunk back to his normal short size, flew to Azhar, his home town, with Abbas's sister and a bunch of nighties.

The machine:
Nasir, undoubtedly a much better inventor than Thomas Edition and Ibn Sina combined, had been working on the greatest invention of all time. This is better than his radio, he himself tuned from inside of his own house.

The people making machine. This machine can create people. Nasir is a great thinker. He knew that the most disadvantage of the country was due to it's small population and lack of land. So Nasir's mission was to make a machine to produce a lot of people, and then another machine to produce a lot of land. (He succeeded: he moved to England).

Jinn stole Nasir's people making machine for Abbas. Abbas now pressed all the buttons and turned all the knobs. And wow! "Dhoonithah... Dhoonithah... Ma govaigen dhaashe" he said! it was a bunch of people. All sizes and shapes. He killed the first batch of 1,000 people. Then he made more sophisticated adjustment and wooosh came another batch. Much better.

With this technique he was able to adjust the election results for ages. And one thing ruthless Abbas made sure he did was that to kill all the people who he produced when the elections are over. Well, except for the few of the dumbest, which the elitists can use as subservient slaves to work for them in their businesses and at home.

In the year 2008, things changed. Abbas accidently left his machine unlocked, and Nasheed got hold of it. Nasheed the champion of democracy and who holds such titles as Asia's Obama, and Galolhu's Mugabe got to use this machine. But Nasheed is more cowardly than the ruthless Abbas. Nasheed does not kill the people he produces. And look now. The whole Maldives if filled up.

And also Nasheed plays with the machine too much, when ever he gets a call from a Dhaaria doing too bad, me makes tons of more people and sends them off. Democracy machine is now in his hand... and Maldives is polluted with all these. There is no wall without a group of these person tiled up in a crooked grid. There's no where that you don't here these people screaming senseless speeches. The freed jinni should have been trapped forever.