NEW MANDATE FOR THE BLOGOSPHERE MEETING

I have been reading about the Maldivians blogosphere meeting. Blogosphere has made people like me to take time out of our day to day life and write a little bit on. I sometimes go out to by two kilos of lemon for my boss and jump into a cyber to write a post. Flickr users are already sold out to unrealistic dreams. Only a few 'friends' will benifit from it. Rest will go down with it.

Now a person from Ekuveringe forum who is already linked with ministries is hosting the maldives blogosphere meeting which promotes agendas of the corrupt dictatorship. I know that a lot of bloggers are amused about the meeting up. The public relation firm is aiming at targeting bloggers now because organizations like Lawyers With No Borders watch the blogsphere. I was prisoned for not starting a letter with praise to Gayyom. This was just a love letter I sent to one of my old girlfriends. Did you magically forget all the news papers that were silenced. Look at all the writers tortured in prison.

Rasheed is reaching out to you as a friend in 'informal' conditions. And for generations we are all lead to believe that if we have good connections on higher levels we can do anything. But don't get trapped in it. It's just an illusion. Like the Air Ports in our atolls, like the Bridges between our islands, like the jetties in our islands, like the Ports in Hanimaadhoo and other dhoos. Like the FPID project. They are all very nice dreams. Dhoonidhoo Torture centure is real for sure. Think of all the killings. Secretive and non. And the funny thing is people still fall for it. Rebel and disturb them. Take advantage of them, without letting them take advantage of you, by letting them favor some friends of them for your control.

NEW MANDATE FOR THE BLOGOSPHERE MEETING:

1. If any one giving a speech in the meeting praise any defender of the Dictator. Boo him and tell him that he's an "ass kisser".
2. Rebel. but don't forget to eat all the food. Also have a food fight.
3. Get in to the depth of people who is funding the event. Find out their hidden agenda.
4. Take all your friends with you listed on myspace, mvblogs, blogger or Identity card unit. Even better if listed on dhoonidhoo shopping list.
5. Dont forget the tortures our writers have gone through. Bring that up.

Remember you are fighting for your freedom to blog, dont let them take it away from you.

See you all at Salsa.

Special agent Jethro Gibbs is on his way to the Maldives.

The most reliable news source of Maldives, Factmaldives (owned and operated by Maldives Police Services, Strategic Communication Unit of President's office, the family and in-laws of Presidential Palace) is reporting that the government of Maldives has asked United States Navy to aid an ongoing murder investigation. Jethro and his team will be arriving in Male' airport sometime tonight. They will be escorted to Bandos Resort where they will conduct the investigation.

Police also handed over the script with details of how the story will get unfolded in the next few days. Two British people MR.Hill and Mr.Knowton co-wrote the script with TVM. Part of the script includes reconstructing the past by creating and purchasing people and documents from the past.

"This will be the most creative case we've ever solved" said Agent Gibbs on a published phone interview. Due to public demand Mossad Liaison Ziva will be replaced on this case by Skeikh Rasheed. Forensic specialist Abby and medical examiner Ducky are currently in Sri Lanka waiting to perform the most incredible autopsy of their lifetime. They were not allowed into the Maldives due to the large collection of statues Abby took with her.