List of things to take to Island for Roadha Mas

The great and blessed Roadha Mas is on it's way to Maldives. For this Roadha Mas my boss is giving me holiday to go to my island. My family is not in the island.8 remaining members of my family lives in a half bedroom roof in Male'. When I go to my island I will be alone. but some of my friends are there. My bro said that our Theyo Undhun still works. I am making a list of stuff to take to my island. my friend Zareer (zarre) will come in his pickup to buy these.

The List
2 case Felivaru Fish cans (becoze people dont like fishing in island now, specially in roadha mas)
2 case Mamee Noodulis (one for breakfast one for haaru)
1 case kinley water (island water is too very sick)
1 bottle of Saafu Theyo (for the cooker)
5 DSI slippers (one for each friday and one for eid. they get lost in mosque)
1 bottle of Kaashi Theyo (for cooking and hair)
1 ipod mini (borrowing from Azeem to show off to island people)

Rasheed announces he was having blogus coitus with Simos (XXXX rated)

Rasheed is using Simos as a trojan horse to enter into the Maldives blgosphere. This was announced through his "unofficial" blog which he uses as a backdoor to official issues. This backdoor was opened up in a surgery he had at IGMH which was later expanded in Apollo Hotel in Sri Lanka. Rasheed has described his blogus coitus relations with Simos in sickening almost graphic detail in an attempt to deny any relations with Mr. Hill. His mistress Simos is too naive and finding it hard to believe that Rasheed is already married to Mr.Hill. He wants to further maintain their s&m relationship and has openly declared in capital letters "I LOVE YOU".

NEW MANDATE FOR THE BLOGOSPHERE MEETING

I have been reading about the Maldivians blogosphere meeting. Blogosphere has made people like me to take time out of our day to day life and write a little bit on. I sometimes go out to by two kilos of lemon for my boss and jump into a cyber to write a post. Flickr users are already sold out to unrealistic dreams. Only a few 'friends' will benifit from it. Rest will go down with it.

Now a person from Ekuveringe forum who is already linked with ministries is hosting the maldives blogosphere meeting which promotes agendas of the corrupt dictatorship. I know that a lot of bloggers are amused about the meeting up. The public relation firm is aiming at targeting bloggers now because organizations like Lawyers With No Borders watch the blogsphere. I was prisoned for not starting a letter with praise to Gayyom. This was just a love letter I sent to one of my old girlfriends. Did you magically forget all the news papers that were silenced. Look at all the writers tortured in prison.

Rasheed is reaching out to you as a friend in 'informal' conditions. And for generations we are all lead to believe that if we have good connections on higher levels we can do anything. But don't get trapped in it. It's just an illusion. Like the Air Ports in our atolls, like the Bridges between our islands, like the jetties in our islands, like the Ports in Hanimaadhoo and other dhoos. Like the FPID project. They are all very nice dreams. Dhoonidhoo Torture centure is real for sure. Think of all the killings. Secretive and non. And the funny thing is people still fall for it. Rebel and disturb them. Take advantage of them, without letting them take advantage of you, by letting them favor some friends of them for your control.

NEW MANDATE FOR THE BLOGOSPHERE MEETING:

1. If any one giving a speech in the meeting praise any defender of the Dictator. Boo him and tell him that he's an "ass kisser".
2. Rebel. but don't forget to eat all the food. Also have a food fight.
3. Get in to the depth of people who is funding the event. Find out their hidden agenda.
4. Take all your friends with you listed on myspace, mvblogs, blogger or Identity card unit. Even better if listed on dhoonidhoo shopping list.
5. Dont forget the tortures our writers have gone through. Bring that up.

Remember you are fighting for your freedom to blog, dont let them take it away from you.

See you all at Salsa.

Zaki and the Jinni 1/101

Happily King Gayoom lived in the jungle with his family. One day along came a boy from the House of Chains. His name is Zaki. He grew up to become an ambassador of King Gayoom. He delivers the King's messages. One day Zaki mounted his horse and journeyed to a neighbouring country with a letter from the king. Halfway Zaki stopped over in luxury. He ate some grapes, dates and drank his usual. But he threw the seed of his date to an alleyway outside. To his suprise he was stunned a great big enormous Jinni. The Jinni was very furious and threatened to kill Zaki, claiming that Zaki had killed the Jinni's son with the seed of the date. Zaki said he never meant to kill anyone. Eating dates (including champa, universal and endheyri brand) during the king's missions allowed him build 10 story buildings, purchase houses from neighbouring countries and 'earn' shares from large resorts during the time everyone else was in an economic crisis. But the Jinni didn't care, and he raised his sword up to kill Zaki.

Zaki closed his eyes and started muttering some last words... "Oh my great Jinni, I have a family of few wives, girlfriends and kids here and there, and I owe many people money, please let me finish what I have to do in this world and come back to you on the first day of the next year, and I promise that I will come; by all the Gods you and I believe in".

The Jinni let Zaki go back home to finish his deals. Zaki started to repent and sort things out. But time ran out before he could finish. On the 1st day of the next year, Zaki showered, put on his death clothes and left on his horse to the Jinni alleyway, waiting for his death. While he was waiting came a doctor with a cow. A doctor Munnavvar. When he asked Zaki why he was so frightened and why he was waiting in a Jinni alley, Zaki explained his story. And then Munnavvar said he will also wait with Zaki.

Suddenly the Jinni came with his sword and as he was about to take revenge for the death of his son, Munnavvar spoke out, and said "Shall I tell you about my cow, before you kill Zaki." The jinni was anxious to listen to the story of Munnavvar's cow. Munnavvar said, "she was my wife. I married her 20 years ago. She couldn't bear children. Then I married a slave girl with whom I have got a lovely daughter, who was supposedly studying in English Clouds but currently in Malay Clouds fully funded by Universal Education System."

End of Part One of One hundred and One.

Theory of underwater Endheri growing on Villa in the sky

To prove his loyalty to the family of the First Lady of Maldives (Endheri), he had to do more than just cleaning fish and preparing snacks for their brunch break. During the 28 years the current president has been in power and more, the Endheri family has been draining money from the people of Maldives in more than just taking different kinds of bribes from businesses such as Universal Enterprises.

Gasim is the most loyal servant the family has ever had. Gasim runs the businesses of Endheri family under his own name. Endheri family needed clean people to roll their corrupt businesses in Maldives without being too suspicious. Gasim is one of the people they use. Gasim is able to deceive the majority of poor Maldivians by contributing a very small portion of what they have embezzled to the community in more forms than just sending few people a month to a house in India for cheap medical treatments. Gasim's Endheri businesses fund high class education and medical treatment for family members of key government officers.

Gasim proves money can buy anything
Gasim is currently the vice president of Gayyoom's DRP, and Gasim is the highest open financial contributor to opposition MDP. He has also financially contributed to individual MDP parliament members, MDP aligned news websites such as his adviser Sappe's Dhivehi Observer and Minivan News. His financial contributions revived MDP aligned Adduvas Magazine, his associated companies advertise on Minivan Daily and other MDP aligned media. A lot of parliament members or their family either works for Gasim's businesses or have associated businesses with him.

He claims to be the richest Maldivian, he's the finance minister of Maldives and recently he was (s)elected as the president of the people's Majlis. Endheri family is smiling now. Their puppet is still the most loyal servant they got. And he has managed to buy both major political parties of Maldives.