Birth of Maldives Public Transport Company (MPTC)

All my friends from my island likes to think that our island the biggest city in the world. Because if we call a taxi to go from Mudhimbe's house to the mosque the taxi would never come. One time Mudhimbe waited for the taxi for two months. But it never came. He lost faith in taxis and thought up of a plan for a bus system.

His plan was to have two bus stops. One in front of his house. One in front of the mosque. He proposed his plan on a voshifilla to Katheeb who changed the plan a bit. One stop in front of Katheeb's house another in front of Rashu office. Then came the atoll chief. He said 'What a brilliant idea!'. He promised to take the voshifila to Male' but with a little change. One in front of Atollge and another in front of Dhiyana's house. (Dhiyana is the young female secretary for atoll chief)

In Male' transport minister saw the plan and changed it a little and proposed it to president. One near his first wife's house and another near her boyfriend's. President saw the plan and approved it with a little change. One stop near the kitchen of the palace another near presidential bedroom.

Paper 3/1987: Dichotomy of manifestations raised on appropriating Fatloon in place of Mundu among small island men: An indepth analysis.

By My Mother.

Dhohokko (1985) in his unpublished paper writes "when a country is westernized, men will wear trousers". Dhohokko is one of the leading cultural pseudo-anthropologists from United Kashidhoo (UK). His patent pending “cultural litmus configuration” tests revealed that Mundu is the only covering necessary for the small island nation men.

On the contrary Dr. Rakisbondu (2015) said that ideas like Dhohokko’s are just too old. Younger homosapiens of small islands are wired with 200 Kilobytes per second of MTV and Internet. Dr. Rakisbondu is an advocate of Jeans for men. His research in University of Menchester United shows that wearing Jeans strengthens “Shavhiyani” chromosome of the small island men. Dr. Dr. Latheefa who is holding a double Ph.D writes on her blog that “Riveted jeans can cause social disharmony leading to socioeconomic congressional dispologamy.” Dr. Dr. Latheefa is an advocate of round necked frocks for the countries ‘xy’ chromosomed hummus erectus.

Ibrhahim Dhee Dhee working as an assistant umbrella in the MET office said that Dr. Dr. Latheefa’s papers are not understandable. “They have a tone of very Doctorness. But it is full of misinformation and logical fallacy”. Then he said “a dichotomy is what we seek and dichotomy is what we get” referring to a dark object which looks like a burned thelli babukeyo. “Although Dr. Dr. Latheefa wears Mundu anything she blubbers is considered sinister” (Bus Driver Rasheed 2000).

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