Super Freak - She is Riyaz Miss

Yo ViP, Lets kick it, said Riyazso in the voice of Vanilla Ice singing 'ice ice baby' while on the background Nazimso is wearing a multi colored bra & a bikini dancing with his MNDF boys. Shaking his booty with his police cap facing behind. Riyazso is jumping around from one chair to another in his home called M to the P to the S with his blue-purple tongue licking Nazimso's sexy bra like a vanilla ice cream. So yummy, sweet sweat drops falling in slow motion like a melting ice-cream like in euro2012. Turning brighter each second becoming darker, redder. dark red & thick. Riyazso is licking with his tongue, tasting & sucking. Nazimso is enjoying every slow second, almost hypnotized. Riyazso removes his shirt like he's from a 90s porn flick. He shakes his buttocks holding his shirt over his head and removes his belt while sucking Nazimso 'ice cream' which he likes to suck so bad. He imagines that it's fucking blood, human blood from the people his gang is raping. Old and young dhivehins he's sucking like Nazimso's booby ice-cream. WTF is wrong with us just standing voiceless, hoping that someone will save us. Riyazo is undergoing surgery now to become a shemale - Riyazmiss. "This is the power of SNAP" he's jumping up and down.

a careless whisper to ishan

repeating careless whisper on my walkman on my bed feeling hurt… before i know the meaning of hurt is. on the bed feeling how hurt this man is hanging on a rope singing about a whisper of a good friend. he sure is never gonna dance again. but it's easy to pretend. he's got a wasted chance to dance. but he's never gonna dance like he danced with you. on a bed of roses hurt by the thorns. the music seems so long tonight. she's flying off on a jet. please stay.

His shiny thala and her mustache

guitar riff of phil collin's another day in paradise. it's cold. i have lived in my island for the last year or so. its fun. i enjoy. i do nothing. the nothingness to think. me in paradise. like mr collins say. 'just another day in paradise'. no internet. no way to even think about internet. broadband is more like a broad daylight robbery. think twice. lets think about it. specially its arousing the way he sings the last chorus bit, the dramatic light casting shadows. Ohhh Ohhh. It's another day for you and me in paradise. Performing orgies one after the other. Hey wait I don't even have internet. I don't got a webcamera on my computer's camera. I'm not gonna be working at president's office. Lets sing about it. Lets think about it.

Handulu Gulha Pizza

A gift for all you riders of waves on this holy month of spiritual ridings I present to you the recipe which you all can ask your mothers or wives to make with their maids at home when you turn off the wave. It is the most modern and most merciful for any dhivehin who loves Joey and has a thing for italian tourism market.

Ingredients
1 smoked fish (valhow mas)
1 grated coconut
1/2 inch of ginger
3 chillies (or more!!)
1 onion
3 curry leaves
1 tsp turmeric powder
2 cup rice (soaked overnight in water)
salt (dhe ingili kurin negey varuge)
mozzarella cheese

Making this pizza is fun, healthy and local. Now lets get started. Make the dough as you would do for making Gulha using the soaked rice. When done mix and make the mas gandu, and spread it on top of the dough. This is where mozzarella comes handy. If this doens't work get a pre-made pizza dough from Fantasy as well. Buy the Gulha from Memorial Hotel and take the mixture and spread it on top of the dough. Now add some tomato sauce and tell your friends that it's a local pizza. "It feels like making love to Monica Belucci on a Holhu Ashi" says my friend Roberto Nizar who has had a taste of it. Enjoy.
Juway's Rating - 5 star!

How and why online delivery services will fail in the squire-mile capital Male'

by our very cool geeky looking icon of online correspondent

It capitalizes on other failures.

1. FAILURE OF PEOPLE: to get up on their own butts and get it and make the courts independent. Obviously anyone using this service would have an iphone like phone and a wave like motorcycle and would be familiar with lavaza culture. And people will never fail!

2. FAILURE OF MALE' PUBLIC TRANSPORT SYSTEM: though the government has pledged to connect all islands, our Male' municipality has yet to employ someone with the capacity to conceive the necessity here. Perhaps the local council elections will change this.

3. FAILIURE TO RECOGNIZE THE POTENTIAL MARKET FOR THE RESTAURANTS: most restaurants already has this service. Its very few places like Seahouse that are still technologically a little behind without an online menu for delivery. But this is destined to change which would leave only the bad ones like Hotel Baadhalaa 2 for deliveries.

If not absorbed by a restaurant chain which can be advertised as "Lemongrass buys out fancyname.com for an undisclosed sum" equivalent to a fraction of money that would easily do a basic website for them. Thus this modern day aigaadiyaa dhemun delivery will not sustain. Sorry cool guys. It's not as bad as wataniya's new website though. But we'll only know how from a future podcast about this. I really love that.

Innovative review of our http://smoke.machine.mv

Great idea from the greatest of the new hybrid innovators of the technological venture capitalist of the internet of this Maldives

I sit here very busy doing my dot coms and pod casts and taking pictures of pod casts and making videos about this. It makes me very famous and makes me feel very technologically advanced, specially among me and my five or six friends who I like to go and have coffee sometimes with and talk about my greatest of all the innovations, the names I choose, and me me and me. The most innovative group me, the tech guy who likes to look like a geek icon, believe it or not, listen to my pod cast you'll know what I mean. So clean and great.

And today as I was recording my podcast we have got the greatest idea and now i have secured a dot come. The http://smoke.machine.mv. This is a dot come machine I am inventive with my other counter part who also has the same name as me, but he's not the CEO but the Junior CEO of Innovation and Invocation. Very geeky and advance only the very new american teeny boppers will understand what I'm saying, because these are so very cool things we are doing, so from the heart of silicon valley (near faafu atollhu velidhoo).

This new product is for hithaanu season, specially for this year 2010 and 2011. Everybody get ready for Haaburi and sing and dance, Tharbe and the girly boys. Now with a ipod app called smoke.machine.mv (our latest venture) you can make smoke come out of any home from your mobile phone app. This is done in very quick 5 minute programming done by our tech staff which he build a unix pipe that connects to Majeedhee magu and the dust is converted to smoke and send to the hithaanu house! All this for free. More baout this on out next pod cast be ready for sweet and juice details!!!

Love you all!

Zakir Nayak and Kal Nayak is from India!

Here's for the ladies revealing Cholhike Piese by Nayak (not a PhD Doctor).